the-elder-lifter
the-elder-lifter
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29, she/they, mostly 🧬 but occasional 🏋️‍♀️ just to feel something obviously this is all fake, ever heard of a creative writing exercise?
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the-elder-lifter · 6 days ago
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you can always tell when I'm dating someone new because I start 🧬 again 😂 I just wanna smell good and look pretty and wear cute outfits for our cute little dates!
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the-elder-lifter · 13 days ago
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okay, starting to get my mojo back a liiiittle bit.
gonna take the L on gløssíër, technically my first fail, and on the upside, the stuff I got has become my new daily makeup soooo 🤷‍♀️
still waiting for SeeVeeEss to refund, package was delivered to them like 4 days ago, I'll give them a few more days before I call again.
on my radar for next victims are 🇺🇸🦅, ûltã, and somewhere I can get jewelry lol
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the-elder-lifter · 18 days ago
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$230 gløssíër order might be a fail 😅 they asked me to fill out The Form and they said
"Additionally, as we can see that you have claimed missing packages under multiple accounts, we ask that you place any future orders to a new, more secure address as we cannot be held responsible for missing packages after they have been confirmed as delivered by the carrier"
So uh
I think I'm done with them now 😅
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the-elder-lifter · 26 days ago
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been taking a bit of a break from 🧬 adventures
did ~$100 SeeVeeEss order, unfortunately did not work BUT I found out that $60 is the threshold, so anything less than that should work just fine! thankfully i genuinely misspelled my address (just wrong building #) so I should be able to place a smaller order once i get my refund for this one.
have a gløssiër on the way, tried to do one more öld nayvéè but it got cancelled for "potential fraud" 🙄 so many stores seem to be tightening down 🫤 and it's frustrating because idk if it's actually something I did or just their system flagging me for no real reason
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the-elder-lifter · 29 days ago
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so many 🧬 brands are wasted on me because as soon as a single clothing item is more than like $60? im out. im done. suddenly im a grumpy boomer going "where on earth am i gonna wear a $103 tank top?"
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the-elder-lifter · 1 month ago
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y'all I'm all caught up on 🧬 and I simply cannot find the motivation to order anything else. like I'll kinda start putting an order together and it suddenly feels overwhelming.
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maybe I'm getting depressed 😅
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the-elder-lifter · 1 month ago
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Kítsçh refunded $200 🧬
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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also $kîmms refunded $350 🎉
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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honestly I've hit a point where I'm like...good. i don't need any more shoes or dresses or jeans or purses or bras or undies. eventually gonna try and 🧬 a bunch of socks cuz I wanna just have a bunch of the same kind.
switching my 🧬 activities to haircare, makeup, and perfume. about to enter my damage claim era lmao
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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Update! I said it was broken just so I didn't have to pay return shipping lol but they refunded!
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just contacted @dam & 3vé, cs said you have to file a missing package claim with USPS and call them with the claim # 😐
but honestly....the toy I got from them is NOT it lmao I tried something new and it did not deliver the way I hoped, so I'm just gonna go thru the return process tomorrow 🤷‍♀️
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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whats your experience with 🧬z4ppøs?
Done them twice to separate addresses, very easy
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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just contacted @dam & 3vé, cs said you have to file a missing package claim with USPS and call them with the claim # 😐
but honestly....the toy I got from them is NOT it lmao I tried something new and it did not deliver the way I hoped, so I'm just gonna go thru the return process tomorrow 🤷‍♀️
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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ß&ßw seni annual sale started today! big sales are a perfect time to 🧬 or claim p3b/3b since they're so busy packing so many orders 😁 y@nkéè càndlë is having their rn too, and v$ might still be having theirs!
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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Ahah where are you from Currently?
US
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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THEY REFUNDED 🎉
guys thréádúp is investigating with fédéx 🥲
there is a picture but I tried to be like "oh idk if that's my neighbors porch 🤪 all the buildings look the same in my complex" bc the building number isn't in the pic
which like, fèdëx delivers my packages wrong constantly anyway so I'm hoping it works out but 🥲🥲🥲 might take a break from 🧬 for a while and stick to dmg/eb/peb
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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what are the easiest stores to 🧬 from? preferably with live chat? i’ve never 🧬 before so like which would be good to start with/what $ amount?
"(prev anon) also if they take pics of the delivery, do you claim damage in that case? do you know which companies tend to take delivery pics and which don’t?"
PJ's harsh reality time: if you need How To Do Crime spoon fed to you, you're not cut out for it.
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the-elder-lifter · 2 months ago
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guys thréádúp is investigating with fédéx 🥲
there is a picture but I tried to be like "oh idk if that's my neighbors porch 🤪 all the buildings look the same in my complex" bc the building number isn't in the pic
which like, fèdëx delivers my packages wrong constantly anyway so I'm hoping it works out but 🥲🥲🥲 might take a break from 🧬 for a while and stick to dmg/eb/peb
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