the-elderly-are-evolving
the-elderly-are-evolving
I now know what the fuck is a blorbo
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 11 hours ago
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 11 hours ago
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 11 hours ago
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daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 11 hours ago
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Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 11 hours ago
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 11 hours ago
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these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.
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I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. Instead they sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue characters.
I'm looking at you with very narrowed orbs right now
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"APT" with every second beat removed
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Rate my fit:
$1,000,000 jacket
A kind smile
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andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 2 days ago
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 3 days ago
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U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 3 days ago
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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 3 days ago
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the dichotomy between the "immigrant" (someone from the global south who moves to the north) and the "expat" (someone from the global north who moves to the south) makes me feel fucking crazy. a white person who moves to asia is an expat but an asian who moves to the west is an immigrant. & how those terms are politicized and assigned class statuses, like the word "immigrant" tends to imply a blue collar worker (even if that isn't the case) while "expat" implies a white collar worker. the associations with "expat neighbourhoods" in asian countries is very very different from those of "immigrant neighbourhoods" in western nations. also how "immigrants" who dont assimilate are seen as "failing" and bad, lower class, a burden on society, etc. whereas "expats" not assimilating into local culture is expected and viewed as a sign of their higher status. the double standards are so insane
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 3 days ago
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social media relativity within the average 10k+ note post on this site: a new theory i’ve been working on
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the-elderly-are-evolving · 3 days ago
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A lot of things about the world make more sense when you remember that mobile games are stupidly popular in China. Like. Really.
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