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ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

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Happy Labor Daybor!

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fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

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they want you to make fried rice

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behold the most moving voice acting of all time

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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

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17 note bungus?! The bungus needs to be stopped

bungus

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This came to me in a dream last night,

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Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

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One of them probably needs glasses and just can't see, personal hc

just realized the reboot cast is the only one to not have a contestant with glasses or red hair

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For the love of god stop

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let the truth be known