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Wren: so I guess…this is it? Dodie: send me a postcard from time to time… Wren: only if you promise to send me letters too… Dodie: I will, I'm sure there's a mod for that somewhere… Wren: goodbye, Dodeka Lacey Dodie: goodbye, Wren Grove

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Dodie: Remember you suggested submitting a short story as my college essay? Well..I tweaked it a bit more and, I'd like you to have it. It's about this summer…and well, everything.

Wren: wow…I'm holding Dodeka Lacey's first novel. You know someday this could buy me a ranch.

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Wren: let's not say it. Your day has been bad enough. Let's just say, you're gonna focus on college, and you're gonna max those skills in no time. And no one will hold you back or distract you

Dodie: and you're gonna travel the worlds with Starbrite. And you will not miss or resent anyone back home

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Dodie: you know? Except for the part where Ace died, this has been the best summer of my life… Wren: mine too….but I guess we both knew where this was heading, right? Dodie: I guess we knew all along, but if we say it out loud…the spell is broken

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But there's one last thing for Dodie to do today… Dodie: sorry I'm late… Wren: no worries…what's wrong? why the sad moodlets? Dodie: it's Ace… Wren: come here

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A last howl for our friend Ace 🥹

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21 Guns for our fallen soldier, Ace Lacey, who received the highest honors and a monument in the Lacey mansion. He was Karwan's ears, Ellie's sidekick and Dodie's confidante. Tella and him never liked each other much but Tella will still miss eating his food for breakfast.

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Elevan: are YOU happy Renesmee?! Another chance to see your beloved Reaper?!

Ren: calm down. Grim's just my boss at this point

Elevan: how can you love death so much? I don't get it!

Ren: I don't love death, but death isn’t the enemy. It’s just another part of the sim experience

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And speaking of death…do you know who's not taking Ace's passing well? Ellie. Elevan: STUPID DISHWASHER IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!! HE WARNED US!! HE WARNED USSSSSSS

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It seems after 18 years, it's time for Ace to take one final nap 😭such a good boy until the end, he didn't do this on Dodie's birthday

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Ren has become a bit of a screentime ho and has shown up unannounced and bearing a gift

Elevan: c'mon, Ren, we're not neighbours…you just wanted everyone to see your new look right? Ren: actually…I'm working as Grim's assistant now…this gift was just so soften the blow that's coming your way.

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Tella: so what am I supposed to do without you around to remind me that I don’t live up to Lil Ms Perfect?

Dodie: I’m sure you'll find a way to be a disaster without me pointing it out

Tella: I might actually miss your judgmental little looks..just a tiny bit

Dodie: and I'll miss your mess, sister

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Tella: so how are you going to survive without your horse? Dodie: grandma Rostami offered to transfer Heart to a stable in Henford as a birthday gift, so I can ride on the weekends Tella: dammit! And all I got for my birthday was a notification saying to expect a gift in the mail that never came

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Tella: that's fine, bought me a bit more time to finish your gift Dodie: OMW, this is beautiful! Tella: I know you don't believe in that stuff but it's got nerd superpowers when charged. heard uni homework takes ages so with this perhaps you can at least go to ONE party Dodie: thank you, I love it!

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Dodie is packing her draggable stuff into boxes this morning because she's moving to college tomorrow

Tella: good morning Miss Legacy Heir! You didn't give me any screentime yesterday, Is this how things are gonna be now? RUDE! Dodie: sorry…I got a bit overwhelmed with people dying and all

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Dodie: We need to talk...

Wren: I know...but can we do it tomorrow? It's your birthday

Dodie: I guess, yeah...

Wren: tomorrow, our place. I promise I'll be at least as tall as you then

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Wren: I haven't given you your present yet...here.

Dodie: a...marble?

Wren: rightfully yours, remember? You won but Mrs Munch said the feature was bugged so you couldn't take it with you.

Dodie: of course I remember...that's the day we met