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$20 used to mean something

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what they dont tell you is that value is way way more important than color in painting, esp digital painting since you can alter the color super late in the process. like value is literally makes the entire painting

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Kris blushing when Susie mentions their flirting skills...

Krisp i love you so much please stop trying to beat me to death

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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

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"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

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When I was trying on those Star Trek cosplay shirts at the con the old lady at the booth specifically said "this should fit even for people with big chests" and I think that's the first time a person I met IRL has acknowledged that I breast boobily

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The Pillar-biter, 1509-1517 seen on the lower part of the choir screen of St. Bavo Church

Haarlem, the Netherlands.

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everyone always says that the word Q is too early in the alphabet and should be further back with all the "weirdo"s and "freak"s. but take a look at this -> p q. They're twin brothers. Would you seperate twin brothers? Just because one is a little artistic?

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somewhat virgin olive oil

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If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

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Walter Molino

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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I enjoy when writers do porn AUs where their kink is universal, then throw in some random additional element that could be an AU premise all on its own, but the text does not connect the two. Like, yeah, this is an AU where everyone is an exhibitionist, and also dragons are real. These facts are unrelated.

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK