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Actually, wait, that's MY that. Leave my fucking house.

enchant my this

I'm not enchanting your that.

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To all of you lovely individuals who sent me your animals to enchant. If they don't come out intermittently with the recent queue, I'll dedicate a couple of days exclusively to YOUR scrungles! Images are appreciated, cheers!

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Do you think it's okay to be funnier than me? In my own house? With my own laws? It absolutely is, carry on.

Wow, you'd think I died. How's about I queue some stuff up?

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Wow, you'd think I died. How's about I queue some stuff up?

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This post has been enchanted.

Yo Mama so BRITISH! Cuphead

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Hey, no, that's my thing.

why do you do this/gen

it seemed easy and i just HAD to make a gimmick blog. for some reason.

Um I Mean

If I don't, the high wizard council will have me expelled! With an emphasis on the spell! I am currently the only person who is actively advancing magic in the field of "Containment Characters", which the old wizards thought they had mastered in the past, but I am finding SO MANY flaws in their old Snares, Cells, Traps, and Tombs! scripture series.

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ex(s)pelled.. This post has been inflicted with Curse of Binding.

why do you do this/gen

it seemed easy and i just HAD to make a gimmick blog. for some reason.

Um I Mean

If I don't, the high wizard council will have me expelled! With an emphasis on the spell! I am currently the only person who is actively advancing magic in the field of "Containment Characters", which the old wizards thought they had mastered in the past, but I am finding SO MANY flaws in their old Snares, Cells, Traps, and Tombs! scripture series.

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*puts my tower dog in the enchanting table*

The Supreme Machine 1000-THR "Earthmover" has been enchanted with Bane of Arthropods.

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*enchants you with Loyalty* *starts throwing you like a boomerang*

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do you have any gender or mayhaps body enchants...

i am very dysphoria :(

-rat dragon

(ps just found this blog, heck yeah, i give you 53 lapis)

uh.. I can give you targeted Curse of Vanishing? People seemed to like when I did that -- also, cheers for the lapis.

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Can you enchant the boops from last year?

Tumblr Boops have been enchanted with Loyalty.

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Can you enchant my professor, he's sick and missed class this week.

@abominationcreator's professor has been enchanted with Protection.

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What's your opinion on The Grindstone?,

Also could you enchant my Glasses with Unbreaking?

The Grindstone is for cowards who fear magic. Anon's Glasses have been enchanted with Unbreaking II, and this Mending book I found earlier.

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could u enchant my cane? as a mobility aid or a weapon im not picky

As a mobility aid or a weapon? Why not both? Anon's cane has been enchanted with Swift Sneak II and Sharpness III.

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*headpats enchanting table while I place a single stick on it* hey sweetie table~ care to enchant?

Knockback CCLV.

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Can you enchant my depression, it’ll probably still be there but at least there’s a good chance of it catching things on fire due to fire aspect

Fire aspect? No, no. You can't physically strike things with depression. It's more like a projectile through spoken or unspoken word if shared. Anon's depression has been enchanted with Flame.

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I don’t have anything to enchant, but have a bookshelf to eat :3

To.. to eat?? I'll just.. add it to the library. Cheers.