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I need clips of this Gay Voice
the problem is i really do think jughead was going to be gay i'm going to sound crazy but follow me if you look at the first season and the difference with how he is later it is so stark esp cause cole sprouse was fully doing a gay voice that he stopped later but if you really look at only jughead in the first season and especially the first like 7 episodes like that is fully a gay CHARACTER as in following the tropes of the genre it feels like you can see very clearly where his storyline is going and then it doesn't at all and i think the only explanation is really how popular bughead immediately became they had to take a hard turn with his character it's so mad how much that relationship has ruined my entire life and i hate it
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Here's a generator I made that spits out a random, abstract concept for a Riverdale mood board. If you use it, please tag me because I'm curious!
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there are only 3 character types you can be on riverdale : an archie a betty or a veronica. and jughead is a veronica
#if you ask me#which no one did#everyone is either an archie a jughead or a betty#and Veronica is a betty#i could write a whole thing elaborating on this
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true true. I kind of think of s7 as a separate entity, but that's just me.
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hi everybody it's me veronica and my gaggle of homos. on this halloween in 1955 we bring to you the 1975 cult classic rocky horror picture show. LET'S GET GAY HORNY
#this post is how i learned the rocky horror episode i kept talking about actually exists???#and nobody told me?????????
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this is the best show on television why does anyone bother to pretend otherwise
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word is papa poutines son small fry is looking for payback
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GINA GERSHON as Corky BOUND (1996)
#i was like oh shes kind of serving female jughead#and then i remembered#tbh it is more joaquin but he is a jughead variant anyway
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mood board: cheryl + bathroom
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#it might not read on mobile but the toilet seat is glittery#this was so fun i found like 200 options#i'm mourning a bunch of them#cheryl blossom#cherylblossomedit#cblossomedit#riverdale#don't bother psychoanalyzing this one because it's just shy of purely surface level#my boards#my edits#my edit
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Here's a generator I made that spits out a random, abstract concept for a Riverdale mood board. If you use it, please tag me because I'm curious!
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this might actually be the funniest thing jughead's ever said
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RIVERDALE S3E22: Survive The Night (2019)
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