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She marathon on my Durandal 'till i phfor.

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They take my Piano my grieving be Forte.

i sold my digital piano a week ago and really thought i'd have a new one lined up by now, but here i am

pianoless

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She BASH my SHell 'till i'm Bourne Again.

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This is a euphemiser approved post.

when she spring my trap till i- AEUGH- AHAHGH- HAHAEUGHHH- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH- SOMEBODY- *coughs* HELP- AAAAAAAHHH- HEUGH- HEUGH- AAAAAAAH- AUGHHH- AUGH- AUGH- AAAHHH- HELP- NO- *cough cough cough* GET IT OFF- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH... AEAAGHHHH

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Who's out there fearing they's inevitable.

the fact i run both of these, very contrasting, very conflicting sideblogs, has me constantly fearing typing out a long, serious, well thought out response to a technical post, and realizing to my horror moments later that i had posted it to the short quips blog - or accidentally posting "She mode my personal Jesus 'till i depeche." to the semi-serious tech support blog

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reading Dune right now and honestly You know she harkone on my baron.

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She attract blogs on my gimmick post 'till i in photograph and stuff.

How many gimmick blogs can you fit onto one post I wonder. Like what’s the correct amount of stuff in photograph and stuff mentioned in text to attract every gimmick blog in existence

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she bio on my x till i seed

Contextualizing in tha' hood

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Do you live in a society?

Who's out there livin' in they woods do you think?

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🗣️📢🔥The LIBS wanna change DEMOCRACY to THEY/THEMOCRACY!🔥

...AND I'M ALL FOR IT!

Fam idk who you're thinkin' you're reachin' out to idk what this has to do with me. Who's out there demming they ocracy i suppose.

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she mascot on my horror till i lore

she horror on my lore till i mascot

she lore on my mascot till i horror

I do not approve of this ask for the connotations regarding childrens media.

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She clip my banana 'till i'm on the ceiling.

The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

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Who's out there bending they pipe.

my metal pipe is still here near my desk :)

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You know she going off with my banana.

whoegver invented bananas really went off with bananas

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This is a euphemiser approved post.

she jack off my trades till im master of none

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This is a euphemiser approved post.

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

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You know she filling my jubilant pig meter.