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you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!
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i hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and i hope you feel at home when you look at them
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Introverts enjoy people-watching, while extroverts enjoy people watching
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I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”
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The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.
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i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store
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