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#12

Imagine having a really bad year and going to the top of the school so you can jump off and kill yourself. Then, just as you’re about to jump, Kenny stops you and says, “I’ve died before. It sucks ass. How about we go get some McDonalds instead?” 

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[VIOLENT SOBBING] I JUST REALLY LIKE KENNY

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My Current Drawing.

Artwork by Flip-Reaper-Z

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Best Princess right here. Luna, Celestia, Twilight and Cadance ain’t got nuthin’ on Princess Kenny. : P

From: http://sta.sh/0135z6m8deqq

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I really like it when Kenny laughs. Also when he turns sideways.

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Part 4, people. You seem to be enjoying these so I’ll probably make more. Props to Maria (@onevoiceforever) and John (@tospitejohnsface) for their suggestions. Hope you like these.

Part 1 here

Part 2 here

Part 3 here

Part 5 here

Part 6 here

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if you ever see me smiling at my phone there’s a 100% chance that i’m looking at a picture of hoodless kenny

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why do you like Kenny so much he doesn't even talk it makes no sense

why do i like kenny so much

you’re asking me why do i like kenny so much

wELL SON

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ‘BOUT A 10 YEAR OLD BOY NAMED KENNY MCCORMICK

he listens and actually cares

when kyle was about to die and stan was really fucking down, kenny sat there and listened to him. sure, he didn’t sit there long but he tried. he got upset and offended by stan but he tried to listen. in the movie, he asked satan, the guy who tortured him just five minutes earlier what’s wrong and wanted to listen. when he tried to pretend that he was fine and strong and evil, kenny insisted that he told him what was wrong, and helped him.

hE ACTUALLY FUCKING CARES SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

have you seen the episodes where he dressed up as mysterion?? he said, and i quote;

"I could no longer sit by and watch as my city became a cesspool of crime. I have lived in South Park all my life. I decided it was up to me to keep this town safe. Nobody at school knows my double life. To them, I’m just another fourth grader, but tonight, I am Mysterion."

he became mysterion to save his town from crime and bad people. he never expected anything in return, he never told anyone about mysterion. he didn’t want any thanks or praises, he wanted to help. later he uses mysterion to comfort his little sister karen, and saving her from bullies.

OH DID YOU SAY PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER

like i said earlier, he uses mysterion to protect his sister. while he gives no shits about his parents fighting or his brother drinking, he wanted to protect his sister and tell her that she never is alone. in the poor kid, when they’re in their new school, karen asks him if she’ll see him at recess, which to he replies that he’ll be there. you must be thinking “that’s no big deal whatever” but that is a big deal. my brother would never be with me at recess, no matter how alone i would be. kenny already had new friends, he could hang out with them. but no, he chose to be with his sister instead. then later on he saves karen from a bully, and later gets them all out of the abusive home.

OOPS HE’S HELPFUL TOO WHAT

in the jeffersons, he dressed up as blanket jackson to help kyle and stan save him. i know that it probably was just the makers getting a character that could be killed off and it not be a big deal, but still. he knows how easily he dies, so going to a house of a crazy man who didn’t care enough for his son to even treat his wound [kyle did that lol] wouldn’t be the best idea. but he did it anyways, because his friends needed help. he died in the process, but i’m sure when he woke up it was okay since he helped his friends.

OH WHAT DID YOU SAY DID YOU SAY HE’S SENSITIVE TOO

yep, you read right, the mostly faceless mccormick kid has feelings too!! wow what is this he’s not a just a faceless character that’s only there to be funny!! haha what a wonderful world we live in!! but yes, kenny has feelings too. jumping back to section one, he gets offended and hurt by stan never remembering him dying. in coon vs coon and friends he gets mad at kyle for thinking that not being able to die is cool, since it really fucking hurts to go through the most brutal deaths known to human kind. yes, anger is an emotion too, keep that caps unlocked. when cartman ate all the skin from the kfc chicken, he started sobbing [which was pretty fucking adorable and hilarious i must say] while stan and kyle just stared in disbelief at the skinless chicken peaces. when his parents were getting a new baby, he was immediately worried that his parents would care more for the baby than him. he died in the episode though, and the baby ended up being him lol

HE HAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF MORE TIMES THAN THE AVERAGE TEENAGE BOY WATCHES PORN

in the movie, he went back to hell so everything would be fine again. in jewbilee he sacrifices himself by smashing his head, in the same time freeing moses. he has sacrificed himself several more times, but i’m kinda lazy to look up what episodes they were lol tHE POINT IS, KENNY SAVES EVERYONE ELSE BUT HIMSELF VERY OFTEN AND THAT SHOULD NOT BE FORGOTTEN

kenny’s a character that doesn’t need to talk for me to love him. he doesn’t need to do much for me to be able to want to be friends with him. good characters don’t need to talk all the time, or have a tragic past or even be in all the episodes.

kenny’s a wonderful and a complete character, with his obsession with sex, kindness, loyalty, and with his mysteries.

now, that i have gotten that explained, have a great day and please don’t question my love for characters again, because everything i love has a reason why i love it.

look at this cutie i mean c’mon

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Since 2013 is almost over, I thought it would be fun to look back on some of the more memorable instances that happened over the course of season 17 in the South Park fandom!!! Obviously not meant to be everything…like, I know not everyone cares about Creek lol but hey, I’m psyched that Tweek seems to be back on the show. Anyhow, these were the moments that stood out to me and seemed to spark a lot of discussions and freak outs in the tags! Since it was just me making this, this list is unofficial and up for debate, I was really only checking Tumblr too, sooo things were probably different on sites like South Park Studios. Also had nooo idea how to sum up Ginger Cow in a few words- it was a big episode for Kyman tho, that I know. Oh, and honorable mention goes to when everyone thought Token was dead for like 3 minutes!

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South Park hats!!! + assorted quotes.

They were meant to only be hats at first, but then it just looked empty, so then the quotes happened. I tried to pick ones that weren’t used as often…

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Kenny

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Pewds gets it