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sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me
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fuck you, matt mullenweg.
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porcelain girl
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hand in unlovable hand
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everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist
1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society
2. will not stop talking about their animal
3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best
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your D cup Breasts are a putrid display of opulence and will only lead to deficient altitude, while my A cups (of Which i am NOT insecure about!!) show dignity , air mobility, a sleek form factor and unsurpassed Ma'ken,
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i find myself resonating with this phrase a lot of the time
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shout out to the twink at this pride fest who brought his own megaphone to counteract the evangelical protesters by shouting out the entirety of a recipe for mac and cheese
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dungeon meshi at the gay bar
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This is my favorite character, Drugs. She's on some hideous cocktail of hallucinogens and is very gender.
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>has dream of an ending to a video game >"holy shit. i gotta make this game. but first i'm gonna crowdfund a shorter and smaller-scope AU version of this game to get the programming practice" >releases one (1) game >becomes one the most universally-respected game devs on the entire planet
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bootlicking doesnt look good on your blog
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