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Adobe just hit me with the "Your program will be deactivated in two days" and I am currently struggling to pay rent and a university student.
Thank fuck I remembered this post.
So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
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retirin these prints ~ most only have a couple remainin' ~ oh and they're on sale, how cool!
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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
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I hope the universe blesses you with a moment of peace this week. You’re doing the right thing, and you’re going to be okay.
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diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds
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Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur; France, 15th century; Bodleian Library, MS. Douce 134, f. 49v
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two kris drawings I didnt rlly know if i wanted to post I can't tell if I like or dislike them 😮💨 I wanna get good at drawing that armor though I feel like I haven't quite figured them out
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the party don't start till bag'thazath walks in 🏳️🌈
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
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