the-first-eros

[the-first-eros]

*And he flies off*

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

No problem, have fun

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

Oh, I dunno, I don't have to touch people

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

Making someone who hates someone love them

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

You could also try doing the opposite

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

I dunno, probably not, just a random power of mine you inherited I guess

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

I was just curious and wished to meet you

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

I'm Protogenoi Eros

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

Nice to meet you too, what's your name?

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

I don't really care

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

Yes I am, why are you in a tree?

Hello there child

@the-first-eros

(Gracie jumped slightly then looked down at him from where she was sitting in a tree reading)

"Oh hey! I'm guessing your Eros?"

[the-first-eros]

Whoops.

Apparently @thesonofaphrodite hasn't been doing his job. Why can't you just pair me up with a nice guy, @the-first-eros ? You had one job, @stupid-cupid . And they call you the @godofloveamor . You've been #lazy lately, it seems.

[the-first-eros]

Alright

Apparently @thesonofaphrodite hasn't been doing his job. Why can't you just pair me up with a nice guy, @the-first-eros ? You had one job, @stupid-cupid . And they call you the @godofloveamor . You've been #lazy lately, it seems.

[the-first-eros]

Sure

I'll go have some ice cream

Apparently @thesonofaphrodite hasn't been doing his job. Why can't you just pair me up with a nice guy, @the-first-eros ? You had one job, @stupid-cupid . And they call you the @godofloveamor . You've been #lazy lately, it seems.

[the-first-eros]

Fair enough, in that case how about a date?

*Smug noises*

Apparently @thesonofaphrodite hasn't been doing his job. Why can't you just pair me up with a nice guy, @the-first-eros ? You had one job, @stupid-cupid . And they call you the @godofloveamor . You've been #lazy lately, it seems.

[the-first-eros]

So, do you wanna come over?

Yes? And? Jesus was human yet people say "Jesus Christ."

Apparently @thesonofaphrodite hasn't been doing his job. Why can't you just pair me up with a nice guy, @the-first-eros ? You had one job, @stupid-cupid . And they call you the @godofloveamor . You've been #lazy lately, it seems.

[the-first-eros]

That wasn't obvious?! How?!

Oh Gods help you two

Apparently @thesonofaphrodite hasn't been doing his job. Why can't you just pair me up with a nice guy, @the-first-eros ? You had one job, @stupid-cupid . And they call you the @godofloveamor . You've been #lazy lately, it seems.