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Sometimes a sentence just needs a “like” or “literally” for punctuation and comprehensibility

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it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

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customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life

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the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

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I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

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Temple of Garni, Garni, Armenia

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I relate to the boat trapped in the Suez Canal on a personal level because I have also attempted to parallel park in public 

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genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen

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lots to discuss w myself in shower therapy tonight

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me: (listens to ‘take on me’)

me, who was not alive in the 80s: god this really brings me back

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u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

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i will never understand why americans write dates like that. it hurts my brain. it's just pure logic to go from day to month to year

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