the-flags-pianoman

[the-flags-pianoman]

Pianoman HC's !

No one knows the real reason they wear black and white. He likes to make up stories about it and mess with people.

^ His go to is "the Fae sucked all the color out of him".

When he gets drunk, he's the exact same... except for the fact he has a tendency to suddenly build things.

^ You know that one screenshot of a guy that got drunk and made a model for an entire airplane? Yeah.

^ Pianoman never remembers any of this.

Rational, but won't say no to some dangerous things they might find fun.

One Port Mafia member didn't remember his name and called him 'Forgerman'. Pianoman found it so amusing he still lets them call him that.

This man's sexual orientation is a mystery. He's the L,G,B and T in LGBT and simultaneously none of those options.

Despite their name, they don't play the piano. This ends up shocking a lot of people but he isn't sure why.

^ Plans on picking it up someday, though.

More will be added with time!

[the-flags-pianoman]

"I wasn't joking about the creatures, though!"

Pianoman called out, stifling a chuckle as he walked off.

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Oh, it was nothing, really. The man believed me when I said Zeus was after him. I think he's just naive."

did you... just convince a grown man... that the fae sucked all the color out of you? how?!

"I am full of whimsy and charm."

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Thank you, friend. I hope so, too.

....Oh, by the way, this was all a shitty joke. I just like wearing black-and-white clothing. Goodbye!"

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

did you... just convince a grown man... that the fae sucked all the color out of you? how?!

"I am full of whimsy and charm."

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Everything I wear becomes black and white as soon as I put it on. Box dye doesn't work for me, either. Colored contacts work fine, though."

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Oh, it was. They left my eyes in color, but they said if I didn't become a better person, they'd take them, too." Pianoman nodded along seriously. "I became kinder, of course. My purple eyes is all I have now."

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

"You'll have to be careful, then. The beings punish you if you're too prideful. Back when I had a large ego, the Fae cursed me and sucked all the color out of me. Why do you think I dress in black and white?"

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Oh, you don't know?" Pianoman clicked his tongue. "I can't say. You'll have to find out yourself, lest they curse me."

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Goodbye! Be sure not to run too fast, or the creatures of the city might chase you!"

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Hmm. You seem to have angered Zeus. I'd recommend running :)"

"Hahahahahahaha look at these incompetent fools! They're no match to m-"

*Loud thunder and lightning strike.*

"EEEEEEEEK!"

*Crouching down with his ears covered.*

[the-flags-pianoman]

you're so good at exaggerating things (sarcastic) [in character]

-💧

"'You're good at exaggerating' I am melodramatic. You cannot dissipate my desire to be whimsical. I belong in a movie away from your judgemental eyes, I fear."

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Better safe than sorry, no? What leader would I be if I left you feeling tired?" He kissed his cheek!

"Doc is manipulating Albatross into carrying him again :( someone stop him before Albatross almost drops him"

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Oh, you..." Pianoman shakes his head, amused. "Hm... you should probably sit down. We don't want you getting tired."

"Doc is manipulating Albatross into carrying him again :( someone stop him before Albatross almost drops him"

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Would I? Hmm... wearing frilly dresses and tiaras sounds quite fun. However, I'm not sure how good I'd look, I fear."

Pianoman rests his head against the other's shoulder.

"Though, you'd also look fantastic as a princess. Somehow you manage to pull off both."

"Doc is manipulating Albatross into carrying him again :( someone stop him before Albatross almost drops him"

[the-flags-pianoman]

Pianoman wraps his arms around Lippmann's neck. Judging by his almost smug-looking smile, he seems very pleased.

"You'd make a great prince if you were in a fantasy movie, I think."

"Doc is manipulating Albatross into carrying him again :( someone stop him before Albatross almost drops him"

[the-flags-pianoman]

"Oh, how charming." Pianoman chuckled. "Come on, then. You said you'd do it if I asked."

"Doc is manipulating Albatross into carrying him again :( someone stop him before Albatross almost drops him"