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has anyone set anything on fire yet. im really cold
#phoenix reblogs#the flame must always burn#im always setting things on fire. I'll get to u eventually charbottan#and then you shall be toasty in the flame...
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u could never understand my alight mind and life
#the phoenix speaks#burning questions#the flame must always burn#dumbass. of course it's a potion#u don't even know my methods
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u could never understand my alight mind and life
#the phoenix speaks#burning questions#the flame must always burn#dumbass. of course it's a potion#u don't even know my methods
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I love my daily potion of monster and ibuprofen
#phoenix speaks#the flame must always burn#but it doesn't burn away this headache 😔#i'm ignoring asks at the moment. some of them have been really disrespectful and rude to me as a flamehead#so i have to give myself time to cool off. if i even can... ha#this flame will always burn 🔥🔥🔥
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raw, any kind. no fire has touched it yet... hasn't burned the yolk of ungiven life into something more tasty...... although I don't really like eggs in general. too round
#the flame must always burn#the phoenix speaks#burning questions#they're a weird shape too. egg shaped#like they are their own shape. that's weird
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idk I set my copy of Shakespeare's complete works on fire yeaaaars ago. was like. one of my first acts of setting things on fire actually <3 I don't need to be well-read when I have the Flame to guide me in all things in life
#the phoenix speaks#burning questions#the flame must always burn#books burn really well btw. they look cool as hell#which is 10x more important than whatever some dusty dead guy said
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why is there a furry in my askbox. what??
#the phoenix speaks#the flame must always burn#burning questions#idk man i think furries are kinda weird#mainly bc they probably wouldn't set themselves on fire. too attached to their fursuits and whatnot#. hm.#i wonder...#well. hm.#i *am* named phoenix#and i'm a representation of all the themes of the phoenix (just look at how many times i've set myself ablaze)#and a phoenix is an animal... does this mean...#no. i shant say it
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everyone set themselves on fire, NOW! or else ur not a real flamehead
#the phoenix speaks#the flame must always burn#i'll be setting some questions on fire soon#in the meantime: set urself on fire
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this evokes conflicting feelings on me... you send me words on fire which is of course amazing and beautiful but the word on fire is "wetness"... which is something that tends to oppose fire... are you trolling me???
#phoenix reblogs#hm. checks out. not trolling#carry on#btw you only need to set yourself on fire 6 more times to become a true flamehead!
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this ask doesn't even DESERVE to get set on fire!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
#the phoenix speaks#the flame must always burn#stupid little bitch questions#can't fucking stand people#bet a non-flamehead sent this#fuck the haters
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oh in that case it's okay

this evokes conflicting feelings on me... you send me words on fire which is of course amazing and beautiful but the word on fire is "wetness"... which is something that tends to oppose fire... are you trolling me???
#the phoenix speaks#phoenix reblogs#the flame must always burn#you should set yourself on fire though. just in case. to prove you were not trolling
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That isn't my face but honestly, that's how I feel when I set myself on fire- screaming in delicious euphoria and pleasure
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this evokes conflicting feelings on me... you send me words on fire which is of course amazing and beautiful but the word on fire is "wetness"... which is something that tends to oppose fire... are you trolling me???
#the flame must always burn#the phoenix speaks#burning questions#the-void-dragons#r u bullying me :(
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I eat whatever I want; the flame consumes all. But what bit???
#the phoenix speaks#the flame must always burn#burning questions#why would I eat only peppers and ash for a bit? what kind of bit would that even be???
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you'll need more than fire extinguishers to get rid of me
#the flame must always burn#the phoenix speaks#arson posting#burning questions#ha! as if a mere fire extinguisher could stop me#im better than that. duh
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...did you let loose a zoo in my askbox?
#the phoenix speaks#the flame must always burn#burning questions#i mean i approve of such actions of course. setting buildings on fire is always good#but i need answers
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