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what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone

it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs

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this might be the most important thing I’ve ever done in my life

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BREAKFAST: apple stuffed french toast  baby step buns  banana pancakes breakfast bread dairy and gluten free pancakes double whole grain pancakes eggie veggie bake egg white crepes egg white veggie omelet english muffins fluffy canadian pancakes ginger bread oatmeal gluten free banana bread pancakes gluten free coconut pancakes granola oatmeal pancakes pancakes turkey breakfast sausage vegan and gluten free peach crisp vegan banana oatmeal waffles vegan crepes whole grain pancakes LUNCH: asian chicken salad baked zucchini fries bbq tuna fritters bread biscuits crispy eggplant with spicy tomato sauce fajitas grilled fish tacos hawaian chicken kabobs quinoa tortilla skinny tuna melt soft pretzels sushi sweet potato chips taco salad tuna salad vegan falafel vegetarian sandwiches vegetarian sloppy joes whole wheat and honey pizza crust DINNER: baked basil zucchini baked macaroni and cheese baked salmon baked squash baked turkey burgers bbq lime and mango turkey bbq rosemary sweet potato black bean veggie burgers chicken, avocado salad chicken nuggets citrus grilled chicken dinner rolls garlic and lime shrimp garlic and parmesan turkey meatballs garlic and rosemary chicken gnocchi moroccan apricot chicken tenders mushroom pizza with caramalised onions oven fried eggplant pecan crusted dover sole pineapple pork kebobs pork fried rice roasted rosemary root vegetables seasoned potato wedges slow cooker meatloaf slow cooker pineapple chicken verde slow cooker pulled pork sandwiches slow cooker rosemary chicken slow cooker two bean chicken sticky rice thai spiced bbq shrimp tuna stuffed zucchini vegan lasagna veggie lasagna zucchini sticks DESERT:  banana almond and chocolate ice cream banana berry soft serve banana split cheesecake bites blueberry-pomegranate ice lollies chocolate hazelnut ice cream chocolate mousse creamy baked pears fruity popsicles grilled peaches with gingersnaps healthy brownie no bake peanut butter nuggets nutella fudge pops pecan pie peanut butter and chocolate ice cream peppermint meringues raw carrot cake raw tropical ice cream roasted maple papaya sweet potato pie vanilla ice cream vegan and gluten free, peanut butter, caramel cheesecake watermelon tart SNACKS: 88 healthy snacks under 100kcal almond joys  apple cupcakes apples peanut butter slices banana bites caramel chews caramel popcorn chocolate bar chocolate chip balls chocolate chip cookies cinnamon fruit kebobs eggplant chips frozen banana bites frozen fruit pops frozen yogurt blackberries frozen yogurt strawberries fruity fun skewers kettle corn meringue cookies no bake healthy protein bars peanut butter cups pizza roll ups roasted chick peas skinny coconut cupcakes strawberry and mango fruit roll up

DRINKS: berry watermelon smoothie blueberry banana smoothie blueberry coconut water frosty  chocolate cranberry smoothie  chocolate milkshake citrus frosty  coco-berry smoothie coconut hot chocolate cranberry and banana smoothie fresh orange juice smoothie grapefruit pink smoothie  green lemon and pineapple smoothie green tea mango smoothie healthy vegan breakfast smoothie mocha coconut frappuccino mocha madness recovery shake peanut butter, banana green smoothie purpose smoothies  strawberry, blueberry smoothie strawberry lemonade frosty strawberry shortcake smoothie  sweet pomegranate smoothie  sweet potato hot cocoa tasty fruit smoothie vegan almond butter banana shake vegan cashew ripple strawberry shake vegan chamomile banana shake vegan chocolate raspberry smoothie vegan chocolate s’mores shake vegan chocolate, strawberry, banana shake vegan double chocolate chip shake vegan peaches and cream smoothie  vegan peachy hemp protein smoothie vegan secret ingredient matcha shake vegan secret ingredient vanilla shake vegan wild blueberry shake  virgin peachy lychee daiquiri watermelon frosty whipped strawberry lemonade CONDIMENTS:  bbq sauce chocolate peanut butter fig jam with lavender, thyme and walnuts hummus peanut butter fruit dip spinach dip BASICS:  almond flour bread bread crumbs condensed milk  housewarming bread pizza dough GREAT HEALTHY FOOD BLOGS:  displayed by calories everything desserts

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don’t look at me like that

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PS3’s failure rate: 10.3%

Xbox 360’s failure rate: 54.2% - only related to red ring of death, there are more than this

PS4’s current failure rate: 0.4% after over a week

Xbox One’s current failure rate: 0.8% after one day (twice as much as PS4)

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The Reward

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That one time I got to pretend I was Elizabeth Comstock for a night. #BioshockInfinite #Halloween #HalfAssedHalloweenCostumes #InstaRamItUpYourAss

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Here, have some RWBY, Music Box style. Because nothing says “Halloween” like a music box, right?

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Dear USA,

       Do you want to borrow my government while yours is getting fixed? It's got built-in heath care! I really don't mind sharing.

Sincerely,

Canada

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How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

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I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY AND HAVE THIS AS THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

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blurred lines got nominated for a Best Video award at the EMA’s

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