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I haven't seen the new Superman movie yet but someone posted these comparison images of the Cavil vs Corenswet costumes and a) I'm so happy to have a superhero movie star that just looks like a normal guy again, maybe nature Hollywood is finally healing, and b) BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK I WANNA MOTORBOAT DAVID CORENSWET'S STOMACH SO BAD BARK BARK BARK

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China

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🐊💥

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

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Pour one out to the artists who naturally have a glossy, airbrushed, slightly out of focus style for they have suffered more than jesus in the onslaught of ai art.

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my transgender lifehack. stop using terms and pronouns that you "dont mind" and start using only ones that you like. does it spark joy

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Manolo Campion

Hotel, NYC.

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Tumblr must be performing a massive bot purge (and as always catching a LOT of innocent blogs in the dragnet). I have never had so many people reblog my 'how to get a banned account reinstated' post in a single day.

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"Did you know those videos on Tiktok where people cook and show their hands are FETISH CONTENT??"

Okay, and? Are they hurting anyone? No? Who cares.

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Pspsppspsps you wanna read this original story about a satyr in West Virginia figuring out he's gay you wanna read it soooo bad pspspspps

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“Hey, uh, so we’re Bacchus,” the lead singer said, leaning into the microphone. Immediately, Angel doubted the rumors he’d heard. No way this guy was related to Marius. He had none of Marius’ charisma. He hunched his shoulders, spoke softly, and stumbled over his words. His long hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in a day or two, and he had a ratty goat beard. He wore an Iron Maiden shirt that, even under the bar’s shitty stage lights, looked extremely faded. 

Sure, he was wearing fuzzy pants and a pair of curled ram’s horns that looked especially realistic, but that just made him seem even more like a weak imitation. It was like he’d chosen curled horns specifically to throw people off the fact that he was riding on Marius’ coat tails. 

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Nothing more fun than writing fictional boys awkwardly talking about their feelings

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