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It’s back.

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The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)

Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.

Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)

Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)

A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)

The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.

A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)

Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.

It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?

Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.

Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.

Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?

Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.

Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.

Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.

Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).

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First Text: Hey maa, yyou theere? Thhere's a bigg snow stoorm outsidd and I hioe youre fairimg welljghcd.

Second Text: Soorry, phoone felk on my fsce.

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Send ✉ for a half-asleep text

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PLEASE POST: Missing girl from Charlotte, NC. You may not be in the area, but you might have followers who are or who know others.

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7 deadly sins, put one in my ask.

Lust: Something that I find attractive.

Pride: Something that I like about myself.

Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.

Envy: Something I wish I was better at.

Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.

Wrath: Something that gets me angry.

Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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I would like to congratulate tumblr on this.

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((Can you guys do me a favor and reblog this if you're interested in RPing something other than sex? I mean...like, if I can start an RP with you without worrying that you're going to be constantly trying to seduce my character or steer the action toward something like that. Friendship is fine, of course. Angst is fine, fighting is fine, etc. Could you reblog if you're more interested in the process and the characters than THAT destination?))

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“Keep Calm and Carry On” in 10 different languages:

1). Russian: “Go Ahead and Be Afraid of Nothing!”

2). German: “Wait and Drink Tea” 

3). Italian: “I’m Italian and I Can’t Stay Calm”

4). Spanish: “Keep Calm and Take a Nap”

5). Dutch (oh, of course it’s in orange): “Keep Calm and Persist” 

6). French: “Keep Calm, But Carry On”

7). Brazilian Portuguese: “Keep Calm and Keep Your Head Up!”

8). Japanese: “Don’t Panic, Don’t Fuss, Don’t Be Flustered”

9). Chinese: “Keep Calm, Head On Straight”

10). Hindi: “Calm Mind, Make Effort”

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Bonjour Madame Ukraine, comment allez-vous aujourd'hui?

Hello everyone and welcome!

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Magic!Anon Commands - feel Free to add more.

Flower: Muse will be a gardening freak for 24 Hours

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Bender: Muse will be Genderbend for (Anon decides)

Shuriken: Muse will have a Ninja Complex for 3 Days

Shuffle: Muse will Party like there is no tomorrow, until tomorrow.

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Rum: Muse will have a Pirate Complex for (Anon Decides)

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Animal: Muse will turn into a Animal for a Week, Anon decides which.

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Tumblr: Muse will be procrastinating and will have no motivation to do anything productive.

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for a day

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Listen: Muse cannot hear anything, lasts for a day

See: Muse cannot see anything, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Hair: Muse will become obsessed with hairstyling for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Color: Muse has to wear nothing but their least favorite color for (Anon decides)

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Actor: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies an actor) for 12 hours

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 12 hours

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Prohibition: Muse will think they are a 1920s type of mobster/gangster for 24 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Scare: Muse thinks they're pregnant for 8 hours (yes, even if it's a male); if muse is already pregnant, they think they lost their child for 2 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Chef: Muse becomes a top chef and cooks pastries and sweets for everyone they know for the next 48 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Dress: Muse is stuck in a frilly dress for 6 hours

Pixie: Muse has pixies in their hair that everyone but themselves can see for the next 5 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it

Dance: Muse cannot stop dancing for 3 hours, no matter how tired they become

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 16 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 6 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Face: Muse's appearance changes for a day (Mun decides to what)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Carrier: Muse is a carrier for a flu but does not know it and is not sick. Everyone who interacts with the muse within 1 hour will get sick for a week (Only if their mun agrees)

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)

Food: Your muse can't stop eating fattening foods for 12 hours

Southern Hospitality: Muse is given a southern accent and is super accommodating for a set amount of time.

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You should all message me something on anon that you'd be too scared or embarrassed to say off anon.

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oh my god

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Same here. Cheers to being single. *raises his bottle*

 *hic* I-I finally figured out …w-what ta give up for Lent~

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 …w-who knows! Might even be permanent~ *giggles*

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No men, meaning... *he made circle in the air with the mouth of his bottle, gesturing for her to continue explaining*

 *hic* I-I finally figured out …w-what ta give up for Lent~

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 …w-who knows! Might even be permanent~ *giggles*

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That a joke Kat? *chuckles* Cause 'twas a teensy bit funny.

 *hic* I-I finally figured out …w-what ta give up for Lent~

  M E N

 …w-who knows! Might even be permanent~ *giggles*

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Eventually I’m going to make a key for this so it’s possible to identify all the people and events I illustrated, but till then…see how many of these pictures from history ring a bell!