If you aren’t choosing 5, you need help.
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when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking
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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
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You shouldn’t say ****
girl give me a hint at least
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My gender is Homosexula
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when you go to work and y🤢 you have to do your 🤢 your job 🤢🤮
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This woman pretending to be the cast of Schitt’s Creek playing dungeons and dragons is just the peak of tiktok everyone else go home
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I am crying over how accurate these are
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fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here
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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
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VAMPWITCH
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