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old guard 2 did the sad pathetic french guy so bad it turned me into an eternal booker apologist something something if booker has no fans it's because the narrative pushed me into a fuckass half baked self sacrificial plotline

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how it feels rn

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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo

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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problême

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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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in the aviary. straight up “watching it bourst into flames” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my phoenits.

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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okay well. i hope the ghost of you that i begin to hallucinate out of guilt after you die suddenly, tragically, and entirely preventably is a better friend than you ever were.

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for those who have eyes to see, the fight scene between Quynh and Andromache in the alley in The Old Guard 2 was actually lesbian sex

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Nile might be able to shoot herself in the foot and recover, but the old guard film franchise probably can’t

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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The Old Guard 2 is a really good example of why it's a bad idea to change Directors for your sequel.