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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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You wouldn’t see this lvl of dickriding in gay porn.

I truly don’t understand how scumbags like him get sooooo many fanboys that’ll bust it open for free like this

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better call saul: gritty 90s anime ova edition

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me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

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we celebrate on this day one of the greatest features of human anatomy. Little Bump Of Fat Under The Chin, Prince Of Body Parts, may every witless boor who has ever disparaged you be dragged behind horses, may they be thrown to the king’s hunting hounds, may the hounds turn up their noses, may they be thrown instead to the dogs on the street and may those dogs turn up their noses, may they at last be thrown to the insects of the earth and may the insects hold their noses as they decompose them, lest they catch a whiff of their bad opinion and as with any plague thereby succumb. Chin Bump, think not on them. we raise this glass to you

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What was it like being on the colbert report?

I attended the Rock Me Like a Herman Caine Rally in Charleston, SC. I was in a wide shot of the crowd outside at the beginning. Then during the rally I kept on looking at the cameras and when I watched the episode I saw that they had been cutting around to different camera angles so I wasn't in every shot staring into the camera like

Other than that, mildly funny, Steven Colbert is one of the few celebrities I've seen who looks exactly the same in real life as on TV.

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hillary clinton should be put on display in tripoli for libyans to take pot shots at her

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Reblog and tell me what for. I was interviewed during a Black Lives Matter protest in 2014 and I've been photographed for parades twice

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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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Black femme goths

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Black Sesame Milk

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Please remember that you do not need to have British accents in your fantasy story. It’s absolutely not necessary