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[the-godly-hound]

lock up your pet <3

[the-godly-hound]

You know it's summer when you've started fantasizing about different shit than usual

[the-godly-hound]

If I was born as a blackthorn tree, I’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies... (they/them)

[the-godly-hound]

I've always wanted to do these so...

Hypnokink roll call! If you're here and into hypnosis, reblog and introduce yourself!

Hi, I'm Secret and I am a full time hypnodomme from New Zealand. I like intense fractionation, amnesia, iq play, roleplay and corrupting others. I do switch a little but only for the right people and ideas... I make audios professionally and started doing that in 2017 and one of my favorite hypnosis moments was back in 2019 when I got to brainwash a ballroom full of people at charmed, it was WILD and I am so thankful for the experience. 😅

[the-godly-hound]

A knight's helmet is a kind of muzzle.

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*scratching chin* So this "knight kink" thing seems mostly to be about big whatsits in armor keeping it on while they fuck each other or their prinxes, and about codes and devotion and stuff, but that's like a cartoon idea of what a knight is? Being a knight isn't about owing fealty, it's about being given responsibility for land and people in context of owing fealty. Wearing armor and keeping to codes, that's like, man-at-arms material. Homos d'armes, if you will.

*briefly looks up at sound of clanking in the hall, resumes rambling* Do these knights ever, like, have to talk to their stewards about the harvest? Adjudicate disputes? Raise a peasant levy of pikemen? "Knight" is a bigger job than standing vigil and getting horny about it.

*Ignoring the door splintering under repeated impacts* I'm not saying anyone's doing it wrong. I'm pointing out that there is more context to sexualize

[the-godly-hound]

look at this guy!

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I think my quality of life would be much improved if I just had a sword embedded in my chest at all times

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u call that blade serrated i call it ribbed for her pleasure

[the-godly-hound]

girls do this:

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lol check this out if i put my arm in this machine it rips it right off like its nothing

[the-godly-hound]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS IT'S FUCK IN ARMOR FRIDAY AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥

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From a session, by photographer James Bidgood, of model Bobby Kendall as the Greek god Pan. In the 1960s, Bidgood’s photographs often appeared in “physique” magazines that were covert gay porn. He worked on a shoestring, often building elaborate sets in his cramped New York apartment, but still managed to produce stunningly beautiful work. His highly-stylized, theatrical, fantastical aesthetic has influenced many artists in the decades since. Bidgood and Kendall were also lovers, apparently. And Kendall never worked for another artist.  

[the-godly-hound]

From a session, by photographer James Bidgood, of model Bobby Kendall as the Greek god Pan. In the 1960s, Bidgood’s photographs often appeared in “physique” magazines that were covert gay porn. He worked on a shoestring, often building elaborate sets in his cramped New York apartment, but still managed to produce stunningly beautiful work. His highly-stylized, theatrical, fantastical aesthetic has influenced many artists in the decades since. Bidgood and Kendall were also lovers, apparently. And Kendall never worked for another artist.  

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Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.

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Princes will literally ask, "Is anyone else gonna form a deeply unhealthy codependent relationship with this knight, twist his fealty to their own purposes, and turn themselves into his true religion," and not wait for an answer.

[the-godly-hound]

Casually program me while I'm busy doing something else.

Give me an audio file to listen to while I'm playing a game, so I can get dizzier and more obedient with each completed quest.

Install a Chrome extension that plays spirals at random moments, so I can drop randomly while watching Youtube videos.

Make me feel more happy and fuzzy each time I complets a chore, turning my morning activities into even more subtle brainwashing.

And, once all this programming has been installed, casually toy with me while we're in a call, and watch me turn into a blank and dizzy mess immediately~