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the-gooftroop · 1 day
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I know people mean well when they say it but hearing the phrase “you know your body best” as someone with chronic illness is so funny, like man no I don’t I ain’t got no clue what that fucker’s planning and I’m scared to find out
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the-gooftroop · 3 days
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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
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the-gooftroop · 4 days
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I feel like a lot of you on here would be tricked by a water spirit trying to drown you
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the-gooftroop · 4 days
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the-gooftroop · 4 days
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From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:
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Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.
Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.
Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.
Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily
Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!
If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.
Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom
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the-gooftroop · 5 days
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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like
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the-gooftroop · 5 days
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the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me
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the-gooftroop · 6 days
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Justin posted the 1956 house he and his wife bought in Jasper, Indiana. It is a complete time capsule. Absolutely NOTHING has been updated or touched.  
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Everything is still here- look at the appliances. All original. This is not like the classy expensive updated mid century homes we’ve seen before. 
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The furniture has to be the original pieces and sets the previous owners bought. 
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The wall hangings are aged.
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This is an interesting piece, this bar. 
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Look at the bathroom- pink fixtures.
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Those lamps!
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The master bath has a yellow tub and fixtures.
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A 2nd bdm. Even the bedding is vintage.
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And, this bath has blue Fixtures. Wow, I would definitely keep them.
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More cool lamps and original furniture in the knotty pine family room. 
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Wow, look at the built-ins in the office.
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The lower floor.
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The basement is cool- look at that floor! And, the TV. The bar is classic. I wonder if they were leaving any of this.
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Off the rec room is a 2nd kitchen. A pink fridge!
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And, there’s this room, too. Look at the stone wall.
for the love of old houses
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the-gooftroop · 7 days
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the-gooftroop · 8 days
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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the-gooftroop · 8 days
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I miss the old Nancy Drew games lol
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the-gooftroop · 10 days
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no one is born to be alone
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the-gooftroop · 11 days
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courting the courter
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the-gooftroop · 11 days
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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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the-gooftroop · 11 days
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y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this
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chris hemsworth wishes
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the-gooftroop · 11 days
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0 survival instincts
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the-gooftroop · 12 days
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“I want the inside of this house to feel modern, bright and new!” then why the fuck did you buy a vintage, dark and old house in pristine condition?????
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