the-grammar-ruiner

[the-grammar-ruiner]

lúve í gimik_blOg's, theRe midle rábId scoolérs óff á eco-syStym 'tumblr'

your grammar has been ruined!

[the-grammar-ruiner]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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WHAT THE FUCK

[the-grammar-ruiner]

,how due write u realistic dialôgue such _` I TALC too-MEYESELF. I TALKED TO mYSELF AND I PReTENDING AM THEE O)NE SAYInG THE (LINE. LiKE sLIPPING SLOWLY FROM bETWEEN SANITY WAS- MY FINGERS_WITH EVRY WURD MEaSLY THEY TYPe OUT. ThAT Is~ HOW(

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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

[the-grammar-ruiner]

,,whitçh cOuld nothinj Mèan,, Will Be Maybe-mie favoriTe tIme frase all of-tIme. wheRe woôd üS beEñ-with oUt ;

your grammar has been ruined!

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

[the-grammar-ruiner]

'¡ am ruñing Hours 5 oFf slep; Püré adrenAlne and te, UntaPed wil of An

pRotágoknist animae `

_ why Asked souNd só tireD rOgué afTer be¡ng,

your grammar has been ruined!

"I am running on 5 hours of sleep, pure adrenaline, and the untapped will of an anime protagonist."

- Rogue, after being asked why they sound so tired

[the-grammar-ruiner]

iz aphRaId ôf-a whImzie Litle! sOwñds` liKe SamOné?

coherent version: sounds like someone is afraid of a little whimsy

do gramatically rong sentences ick u out?

*grammatically

*wrong

*you

Capitalize “do.”

To answer your question, yes. Yes, they do.

[the-grammar-ruiner]

ing!defastat; butt" toNe ov sOng the doesn,t wHatsoeve?r mach song Lyrics-mach "charACter tHe`

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devastating: song lyrics match a character but the tone of the song doesn't match whatsoever

[the-grammar-ruiner]

ore aRe" you,re Guy ingbor,-? i t-Oo alloWed moew" at folLoweds Mi

Am I allowed to meow at my followers or are you guys boring

[the-grammar-ruiner]

beE-cause inflicTed daMage physïc on anyOne had the fortuNemis ôff yOur bLog coMïng acros fuñ

coherent English version: because inflicting physic damage on anyone who has the misfortune of coming across your blog is fun.

Introduction Post

Writing's not that easy, but Grammarly can help. I make sure your posts are grammatically correct.

When I correct a post, I will use the tag, "#This post was corrected by Grammarly."

When I am re-blogging with a response, I will use the tag, "#This post is not a correction." or simply, “#Not a correction.”

When I post a regular post, I will use the tag, “#Grammarly speaks.”

For legal reasons, I am not Grammarly or a representative acting on Grammarly's behalf.

The owner of this account is also a minor. Any inappropriate behavior will be blocked.

[the-grammar-ruiner]

me whenever I do my gimmick

90% of my writing experience is doing this

[the-grammar-ruiner]

ducShon-iNtro "pOsT?"

!knot that easy Writings, butt "graMmarly", helps eYe make sore! Yore gramaticlly korect are)

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Introduction Post

Writing's not that easy, but Grammarly can help. I make sure your posts are grammatically correct.

When I correct a post, I will use the tag, "#This post was corrected by Grammarly."

When I am re-blogging with a response, I will use the tag, "#This post is not a correction." or simply, “#Not a correction.”

When I post a regular post, I will use the tag, “#Grammarly speaks.”

For legal reasons, I am not Grammarly or a representative acting on Grammarly's behalf.

The owner of this account is also a minor. Any inappropriate behavior will be blocked.

[the-grammar-ruiner]

?wHat: )inGurie s! mo Rally" oky, To o giVe 2_1 3 olD-fiKtional' asc Ing 4" ay freInd:

your grammar has been ruined!

what injuries are morally okay to give to a fictional 13 year old, asking for a friend

[the-grammar-ruiner]

.dOOde yOu`re: neyete bRave, and& loYal! Bit_mee "fucIng-

your grammar has been ruined!

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

[the-grammar-ruiner]

tumBlr coe intMate! )leyeke(..T:his @rOnd, peple i no:e?…. "i Doo N:ot |@kt lIke"..

your grammar has been ruined!

tumblr is so intimate like… i do not act like this around people i know…

[the-grammar-ruiner]

won 0ff te e"se da-iz Eyem guNu kl-een ouUhhhp this-sss Blooj yeu nOw ewad fukc !t.&

25 knowts nAd thIs b"ioj jeteskleen t u;pph ay bid

50 adn eye kle.e m\meye ruem

75 dan eiEieie ztaret Awn mie progektz

100 na!t ie\phinnis;hhh me@ yeyey VA-de<Moh/realE

200 tan iy re-hlerne hoUghw too kooc

500 Akhj|Dfj kh eyy jit miy/lisins

1000 hAe ayYe ztarete safeng; f-our aY*e bhij m,ooove

your grammar has been ruined!

One of these days, I'm gonna clean up this blog. You know what fuck it.

25 notes and this blog gets cleaned up a bit

50 and I clean my room

75 and I start on my projects

100 and I finish my VA demo reel

200 and I relearn how to cook

500 and I get my license

1000 and I start saving for a big move

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Your grammar has been ruined!

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

[the-grammar-ruiner]

eYe sommon -the’ gimmic blOgs: 2bring miI thu froots off you’re Jimmik? falurE tOO due ‘so’ll result-in .death.

your grammar has been ruined!

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.