the-green-chef

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youre going in the soup 🥣

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youre going in the soup

flavor: meaty…

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

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whats my flavour mr chef :3

adds you to my soup

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adds you to my soup

unlike most people I don't give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i'd like to have it with me every second of the day.

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adds you to my soup

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adds you to my soup

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

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Fjord: MS Paint

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Guys can we normalize sitting down like weird Al 😿

this is coming from someone who CANNOT sit normally. ill sit straight and then end up with my legs tangled together up in the air or something

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oversleeping bf x under-sleeping bf!! (me n him..)

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target audience

who wants to be added to my soup. free

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Natural Bridges - Brookings - Oregon - USA

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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dad who's about to sneeze: I think I'll scream when I do it