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i never knew so many people were invested in my blog header…. well, due to popular demand, here it is! the updated cover of the most extra of divas known to gemkind.

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I practically never draw SU but if I didn’t draw this I would explode

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This is supposed to be my day!

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Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

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i had a dream last night that this happened

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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

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You: why won’t you just let this meme die it’s not even that funny

Me: 

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moisturize me

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It’s happening

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an artist in a fandom

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Judges?

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b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

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THE URABANCHOU OF SALT MIDDLE SCHOOL… WHITE T POSING

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I can’t believe cats blow butterfly kisses to humans that’s so important

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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Danny Phantom set in a small creepy town 👀

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Hello, I’m starting a compilation of my favorite moments of Aoyama staring directly into the camera.