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new flavor!

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this single panel of a popeye comic @fleetwoodbrak dug up while he was spelunking on the popeye wiki is the only thing keeping me alive

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I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

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Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

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government sent me a letter calling me a slut

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This was a big deal once.

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Hope everyone is well today !

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they’re good cats

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a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog