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my twin

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i cant stand to get rid of any seashell ive picked up

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this is how i feel everytime a cool older person compliments my bauhaus tshirt

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1 million innocent cables ran over by unforgiving office chairs

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🌳🧱🪟🚪🪟🧱🏺🪴⛲

the way iphone makes emojis look is so horrific. my cute little combo gets ruined. here it is in text and frozen in amber 🦟

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🌅what if i started bookending every text message with sunrise and sunset emojis🌄

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fw me or die

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im an expert of getting sunburnt on my feet only 👣

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this is very clever i guess its so the water blowing off your hands doesnt damage the wall

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im glad that the ppaper towels in the public bathrooms i use most often don't dissolve and get slimy when they touch my wet hands. im not sure if there are any that do that. i havent come across any so i was gonna say "im glad that paper towels dont dissolve and get slimy in your wet hands" but that really does seem like something that could happen somewhere.

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NOBODY TOLD ME HE DIED WTF

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just ate juiciest apple of my life

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♠️♠️♠️

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i got a sandals tan and a watch tan but nothing anywhere else

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im an apple maniac

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a couple coffee = a thing to say when you have two cups of coffee (couple coffees, cup of coffee)