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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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My friend just reminded me of this stupid situation I got us into at a party a long time ago & I've been laughing about it all day. I am a little over competitive. But they did hook up later & I like to think I broke the ice for them

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Twin Peaks: Fuck with Me

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“The Chancellor - the late Chancellor - was only partly correct.”

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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I know I'm preaching to the choir but like. You know you can wear masks for other sicknesses. Not just covid. If you have the flu or a cold or a stomach bug you can still wear a mask to help prevent the spread of it to others if you insist on going out! I just think it's the polite thing to do

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I need to take away his spring in the mornings. he won’t eat if he sees the spring first, all he wants to do is play with spring. my boy is withering

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got ink?

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Daryl Cagle, November 23, 2003

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This shirt came to me in a vision

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My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.