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Update! I am in physical pain
Gang I'm getting the program together to make video game and if I quit this in like a week hold me accountable I really want to do this
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Gang I'm getting the program together to make video game and if I quit this in like a week hold me accountable I really want to do this
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the-jade-jester27 · 11 hours
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Recently saw a video about cursed Tumblr recipes which reminded me of something I cooked up during a summer job at college. It was a drink I liked to call "terminal clarity".
You fill up a glass halfway with sprite, and fill the other half with a quarter glass of xxx vitamin water and a quarter glass of blue powerade.
You'll know you got the ratios right if it turns an unnatural shade of purple or magenta.
It tastes like every flavor at once for half a second, like your taste buds are being violently electrocuted, only for that taste to immediately disappear and leave behind an aftertaste I can only describe as "void". It tastes like nothing I can possibly portray with words, only that it leaves you hollow and questioning whether taste was an experience that ever existed at all. It tastes like loud silence.
I invented this and immediately got covid the next day as divine punishment for my unforgivable sin.
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the-jade-jester27 · 22 hours
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Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔
I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊
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Making gifs is hard
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Ok I wasn't going to update but some BITCH said that she was glad that Jasmine was dead and that she didn't like her as soon as she heard about what happened.
What the actual fuck.
Events sure did happen yesterday
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Events sure did happen yesterday
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YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself
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the-jade-jester27 · 4 days
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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