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in case anyone was wondering and hasn't checked in in a while: jenna marbles's dog kermit is still alive. i thought that dude would have kicked it but i saw him in a video from julien doing an office tour from yesterday (7/30/25)

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In the club freakin it Wilson style

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im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now

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the face of a man who knows nothing

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Are clowns patriotic

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

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They need to invent a locking in that is permanent

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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it

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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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...are you crying?

Dimension 20 Cast Test Their Basic Culinary Skills

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This is a very good point