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[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: Red Dead Redemption & Yakuza crossover event.

I recommend watching the whole 2 hour long vod, or the whole 40 minute long video, but the Yakuza moment itself is timestamped here and lasts around 40 seconds:

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - The Archaeology Stream" - Timestamp 00:00:00 - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - "The Wonders of Archaeology" - Timestamp 00:00:00 - Uploaded by "2ndJerma" Vid 3. - "Jerma Streams - The Archaeology Stream" - Timestamp 00:44:20 - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive"

Shout out jerma who did such a poor pronunciation of Yakuza that I thought he said Yahtzee instead

[the-jermoment-spotter]

I found which vod this was from, and I don't know how to format this one since its just 5 quotes from throughout a video, but here we go:

Jermoment Spotted: The Ancient Texts. - from Jerma Streams - You Laugh, You Lose and Baby Sensory Videos.

For people who can't read from the screenshots of the transcripts, here is what each of them say, and the timestamp listed:

Transcript entry 1: "because if I go like [sucking in booger], then you need to be able to pick it up." At the timestamp 11:12

Transcript entry 2: "[babbles gutturally] [whines] [laughing] What the fuck was that?!" At the timestamp 20:40

Transcript entry 3: "That was so stupid! What the fuck was that?!" At the timestamp 20:51

Transcript entry 4: "[inhales] [burps] Holy fuck, I am so sorry. I'm eating cannoli today, and it's great. [laughs]" At the timestamp 23:14

Transcript entry 5: "I-That's me! I was laughing at that, that was fucking disgusting! That doesn't count if I laugh at my own spoopid bullshit." At the timestamp 23:21

(To access the transcript, expand the video description. On both the mobile app, and the desktop website, there should be a button near the bottom which is labeled "Show transcript".)

i love reading thru the jerma vod transcripts so much

(sucking in booger) is my favourite one

[the-jermoment-spotter]

hihi loving your jermoment spottings!! just wondering how do you spot all of your jermoments? do you just have an extensive amount of knowledge regarding jerma streams or do you do research and dig around to find which stream and then which timestamp each moment is at?

The secret behind this blog is that I don't even really watch Jerma that much.

The real origin of this idea was that I just got bored waiting for phone calls so often, and I wanted some type of silly puzzle to do on the side to keep myself occupied. It'd be funnier if I had an expansive mental library of Jerma clips but the honest answer is that its mostly plain instinct.

For example in the most recent jermoment spotting (Eye Contact bit) my subconscious somehow knew it was from a Wii stream. I hadn't ever watched that stream, so that little magic trick helped narrow down the potential sources.

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: Eye contact bit from Deadly Creatures.

This exact frame happens sometime between 34:52 and 34:53, but I timestamped at the start of the bit since its only about 1 minute long:

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Deadly Creatures" - Timestamp 00:34:41 - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive"

thinking about him today

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Funny april 1st, goof because I thought these tags were funny

Here is the real list of sources:

Clip 1: Five Night Freddies Screech - from - 700,000 Games (~45 seconds long) Clip 2: Pattern Recognition - from - No More Heroes 2 (~1 minute long) Clip 3: Jerma Making Stuff Up - from - Cuphead (~30 seconds long) Clip 4: That Clip Where Jerma Is Wearing The Mexico Shirt - from - XboxE3 2018 (~2 minutes long) Clip 5: Reaction To The Squidward People - from - Gotcha Force (~20 seconds long) Clip 6: Jerma Saying Things That Twitch Chat Will Not Enjoy - from - Geek Mind (~3 minutes long) Clip 7: Learning With Goofy & Donald - from - Kahoot (~20 seconds long)

Video titles, uploader usernames, and timestamps lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - 700,000 Games Version 2.0" Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 01:12:14 Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle" - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 00:43:20 Vid 3. - "Jerma Streams - Cuphead (Part 1)" - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 00:48:31 Vid 4. - "Jerma Streams - Microsoft Conference E3 2018" - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 01:16:36 Vid 5. - "Jerma Streams - Gotcha Force" - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 00:35:17 Vid 6. - "Jerma Streams - Flash Games" - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 02:42:35 Vid 7. - "Jerma Streams - Comcast Protest and Kahoot" - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 00:58:12

[the-jermoment-spotter]

7 Jermoments Spotted: All of them.

Clip 1: Five Night Freddies Screech - from - That One Old Stream Nobody Talks About Anymore (~35 seconds long) Clip 2: Pattern Recognition - from - Bug Collection Sim 2k14 (~8 seconds long) Clip 3: Jerma Making Stuff Up - from - Flying a Airplane (around an hour long) Clip 4: That Clip Where Jerma Is Wearing The Mexico Shirt - from - The Mexico Shirt Stream (~30 seconds long) Clip 5: Reaction To The Squidward People - from - Nintendo (~10 minutes long) Clip 6: Jerma Saying Things That Twitch Chat Will Not Enjoy - from - Detective Game (~45 seconds long) Clip 7: Learning With Goofy & Donald - from - McDonalds (~10 seconds long)

Video titles, uploader usernames, and timestamps lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Christmas Eve Party Stream" - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 01:58:30 Vid 2. - "GTA4 Multiplayer: Commence The Meeting of "The Byeahs"" - Uploaded by "Jerma985" - Timestamp 00:00:17 Vid 3. - "Austin Show and Jerma Fly a Real Plane with chat [12/01/2022]" - Uploaded by "Falco" - Timestamp 01:51:03 Vid 4. - "Jerma Streams - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (Part 2)" - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 01:59:07 Vid 5. - "Competitive Coach Reacts to Jerma's Splatoon 3 Gameplay" - Uploaded by "Squid School" - Timestamp 00:00:00 Vid 6. - "Jerma Streams - Pursuit of Justice" - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 00:45:24 Vid 7. - "Jerma Streams - MS-DOS Games (Part 4)" - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" - Timestamp 00:27:07

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Daily quotes from our savior Jerma985

I shall spread the word of our lord and savior the one and only Jeremy Elberson massachusetts 1985

use my asks if you wanna submit a quote!!

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: What animals do in those "Wild animals see a mirror for the first time" videos.

Context doesn't help, he just does this while explaining that moving your face muscles makes your face look different for 2.5 minutes:

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

BONUS: Worst Face

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!" - Timestamp 00:43:30 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - The Game Awards 2019 and FTK Stream Talk" - Timestamp 02:26:50 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive"

???

[the-jermoment-spotter]

I don't have a youtube but I saw this comment on the video (image below) and I wanted to help.

17.5 Jermoments Spotted: All of them.

NOTE: If I did video embeds for each video & bonus the post would be a physical mile long, so its pretty barebones this time around :o)

Clip 1: "Helicopter boss fight" (~30 seconds) Clip 2: "How puddles were invented" (~1 minute) Clip 3: "Meat Grinder Rising: Revengeance" (~1 minute) Clip 4: "The ol’ good-heir bad-hair routine" (~8 minutes) BONUS 1: "Dispute in the Jerma royal family" (~1 minute) Clip 5: "Message from a trained Professional" (~1 minute) Clip 6: "Contact the Professional" (~30 seconds) BONUS 2: "This ones just bad" (~1 minute) Clip 7: "22% of viewers share this profession" (~5 minutes) Clip 8: "Scary Jermunculus escape" (~2 minutes) Clip 9: "What I think will happen if I go down an enclosed water slide" (~2 minutes) BONUS 3: "Who was in that closet before?" (~2 minutes) Clip 10: "NYT Cooking presents: Tour of the Krusty Crab" Clip 11: "Eurodance" (~1 minute) Clip 12: "Behind the scenes footage of Stormzy’s Still Disappointed music video" (~3 minutes) Clip 13: "Wendy’s ost Nightmare" (~1 minute) Clip 14: "Siege on the Jerma royal family castle" (~10 minutes) Clip 15: "This is what the electronic billboard outside a car dealership looks like" (~4 minutes) Clip 16: "Viral video: Professor at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas gets silly during the Wednesday reading circle" (~24 minutes) Clip 17: "Spoilers for ULTRAKILL: Jerma just says that, there isn't any context" (~1 minute) Clip 17.5: "Unemployed friend spending 200 hours on Gmod in 1 month (still a spoiler for ULTRAKILL)" (~5 minutes)

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below: (theres 21 total, so be careful if you expand the Keep Reading line)

Vid 1. - “GTA4 Multiplayer: Fat Guys and The Dance Party [w/ STAR_]” - Timestamp 00:01:35 - Uploaded by “Jerma985” Vid 2. - “Jerma Streams - Browser Games and Tier Lists (Part 3)” - Timestamp 5:41:24 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 3. - “Jerma Streams - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance” - Timestamp 00:10:46 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 4. - “Jerma Streams - Content for 2024” - Timestamp 01:23:45 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Bonus 1. - “dispute in the jerma royal family” - Timestamp 00:00:00 - Uploaded by “greasefire” Vid 5. - “Jerma Streams - Talking for 2 hours” - Timestamp 01:53:52 - Uploaded by “Ster/Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 6. - “Jerma Streams - Coming Home” - Timestamp 00:12:08 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Bonus 2. - “Jerma Streams - Coming Home” - Timestamp 00:26:15 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 7. - “Jerma Streams - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance” - Timestamp 06:33:57 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 8. - “Jerma Streams - Kingsway” - Timestamp 06:02:30 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 9. - “Jerma Streams - VR Games (Part 7) and Talking” - Timestamp 02:23:00 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Bonus 3. - “Jerma Streams - VR Games (Part 7) and Talking” - Timestamp 01:28:00 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 10. - “Jerma Streams - House Flipper (Part 11)” - Timestamp 05:22:41 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 11. - “Jerma Streams - Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion: HD Renovation” - Timestamp 05:05:00- Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 12. - “Jerma Streams - MS-DOS Games (Part 8)” - Timestamp 03:13:29 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 13. - “Jerma Streams - Gotcha Force” - Timestamp 02:24:18 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 14. - “Jerma Streams - Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse” - Timestamp 02:06:33 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 15. - “Jerma Streams - Bouncing Duck Simulator” - Timestamp 01:53:54 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 16. - “Jerma Streams - Family Computer System (Part 2)” - Timestamp 02:47:33 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 17. - “Jerma Streams - ULTRAKILL” - Timestamp 05:14:08 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive” Vid 17.5. - “Jerma Streams - ULTRAKILL” - Timestamp 05:49:42 - Uploaded by “Jerma Stream Archive”

New Jerma compilation dropped guys!!! :3 hope u enjoy

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: This pose this great artist drew (go look at the commission info link)?

NOTE: When you have an hour of free time, I recommend watching this stream from the start, just so you can tally up every time Jerma makes a weird noise after drinking 1 tablespoon of cider from the giant glass.

But if you just want to see the live-action pose here it is (around 2 seconds long):

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

BONUS: Follow-up from the stream after.

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

I almost waited 9 months until christmas to post this one, but then I remembered an ancient piece of wisdom from the year 2013.

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Decorating A Tree [with Santa]" - Timestamp 28:30 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - Metro 2033 (Part 2 Finale)" - Timestamp 9:20 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 3. - "TF2: WTF Are We Talking About!? [Jerma and STAR_]" - Timestamp 5:20 - Uploaded by "Jerma985"

lil out of season now, but christmas jerma :D

if you like my work, links + commission info here :3

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: MEXICO!!

This is a rather compact moment (around 30 seconds):

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

NOTE: Around $500 dollars were gifted (mostly by 1 person) over the first 2 hours of this stream, exclusively from people begging for Jerma to rip a shirt off. The most normal Jerma fans.

BONUS: NEW MEXICO!!

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

Video title, timestamp, and uploader username lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (Part 2)" - Timestamp 1:59:07 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (Part 2)" - Timestamp 2:26:35 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive"

i just realized flug is gulf backwards.. flug of mexico... (or maybe ocixem fo flug)

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: "brwuh...gjbgjbgbj-gdwiiwla-dingdingdundun-duBOWMBOWMBOWMBOWM" (Jerma destroys and blows up a row of slot machines in a casino with a jackhammer.)

This moment is from the 4th of March 2021 tierlist stream, and lasts a lil bit over 1 minute:

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

ODDITY: The music in this uploaded clip is absent in the original stream. Somebody along the way has decided to add this fucked up UFO soundscape to the clip. The addition of this ambience was so well suited that it made me think this was from a game with a casino or arcade at first.

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Tier Lists (Part 7)" - Timestamp 20:05 - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" Thats the only video in this one :o)

what stream is this from i need context

[the-jermoment-spotter]

whoopsy I'm new so I didn't know I had to enable asks & submissions, I just figured they were on my default

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment spotted, in a new compact format, because I have something wicked important I have to do in 10 minutes but these tags made me go heehee haha:

This nightmare was first unleashed upon viewers May 12th, 2022 in The Live Action Tierlist Stream. Popular theory is that drinking 3 varieties of soda within 20 minutes just makes people act like this.

Bonus: This unfortunately did not appear in The Jerma 2022 Stream Awards Worst Noise roster.

Hyperlinked video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma985 Full Stream: Fistful of Frags Part 2" - Timestamp 3:07:11 - Uploaded by "starkiller201096x"

Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - Tier List (Part 11) [Taste Test Edition]" - Timestamp 31:25 - Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive

Vid 3. - "Jerma's Christmas Special & Stream Awards 2022 ft. The Extinguisher" - Timestamp 2:26:36 - Uploaded by "2ndJerma"

why does he imitate drinking motion and sounds like this.

[the-jermoment-spotter]

i didn't recognize this moment, but I managed to spot it in the wild: Family Feud taken too far? NOT CLICKBAIT!!1

Clip originates from this round of Family Feud. (This section lasts around 22 minutes):

Shortened Version. (This specific section lasts around 1 minute):

BONUS: A worse clip of Jerma playing a Family Feud video game. (nothing explicit is shown in this video despite the crass nature of the title. this was the only upload of this clip I could find, please don't send me to the labyrinth)

If the URLs fail, here is a list of the video titles, uploader usernames, and timestamps:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Game Show Games and Wheel of Fortune (Part 1)" starts at 04:07:06 Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - Same as Vid 1, but starts at 04:26:34 instead of 04:07:06 Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 3. - "jerma naked grandma funny moments" starts at 00:00 Uploaded by "luc triedpklove"

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE JERMA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY CLIP I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY

[the-jermoment-spotter]

jermoment i recognize spotted: Yo, Merry Christmas (Diarrhea)

Full video:

Timestamped Version just in case the reader doesn't have 12 minutes. (This specific portion lasts around 1 minute 30 seconds):

BONUS: There is also a goofy song remix of this moment (excluding the diarrhea)

If the URLs fail, here is a list of the video titles and uploader usernames: Vid 1. - "TF2: WTF Are We Talking About!? [Jerma and STAR_]" Uploaded by "Jerma985" Vid 2. - 320 seconds into Vid 1. (5 minutes 20 seconds) Uploaded by "Jerma985" Vid 3. - "yo merry christmas song (jerma remixed)" Uploaded by "Slood ъ"

I wake up,

I look at the ceiling and say "Yo, Merry Christmas!"

And then I diarrhea.

Every single morning.

[the-jermoment-spotter]

This is the sideblog I made to reblog one Jerma video, but then I kept doing that so yea. This is the link back to the main blog.

Feel free to request a moment for me to find, but beware: I require a no-effort MS Paint doodle of a dog or something as payment to fund my expeditions.