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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama

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let’s be spherical with mama

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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.

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LAVA Germany-based photographer Jan Erik Waider shares beautiful photos of the lava in Iceland. All images were taken at the volcanic eruption in Geldingadalir on the Reykjanes peninsula (Iceland)

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*puts a disk in u*

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“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

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Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

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It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

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WHEN THE SKY GETS ALL PINK AND VIOLET AND SOFT AND SWEET DURING SUMMER EVENINGS RB IF YOU AGREE

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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God what i wouldn't give to have the sheer stamina and work ethic of my next door neighbor. Every morning, 8am, the hammers and drills come out. he's putting up shelves. he's feeding cables through walls 6 inches from my pillow. He's putting together furniture. He's making smoothies. He's 74 years old. Does it piss me off? of course. But i have to admit that he is clearly also the superior being. I need The Substance but to turn me (anemic 20-something with the constitution of a consumptive Victorian child) into this absolute beast of a man

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke