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squad goals

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Dexter Grif stimboard (click for sources)

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DESCRIBE YOURSELF ON ANON AND ILL SAY IF ID DATE YOU

(gender, age, height, eye colour, hair colour, interests, ideal date, etc.)

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Vagabond Ryan Machine Stimboard

For the incredible @dovahbutt.

Requests still open!

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Like/Reblog if you’re kin with someone from Halo!

If you’re reblogging, include your kintype(s) and any following restrictions. Fictives, synpaths and those who id with a character can obviously like/reblog to!!

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To satisfy my own curiosity...

Would all those who are kin with (or synpaths of, etc.) the characters from Halo universe like, reblog, or reply to this post with who or what they are?

And I mean any and all of the media, not just the games, of course. I’m thinking of making a Halokin discord server, you see, unless one already exists.

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Commissioned by @roosterteethshit for NaNoWriMo!

•Please do not use/edit/repost commissioned artwork.

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Thanks @noctuamagpie for the Kofi!

Kofi commission info

https://ko-fi.com/samijen

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5 Minutes later: Ryan left Geoff for the cops

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Mad King / Vagabond / Ryan Haywood 

I’ve been looking at a bunch of Vagabond junk recently, so I decided to go ahead and draw him. 

(I based his jacket off of @crash-bang-boom ‘s Vagabond jacket) 

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Why is it that if anyone else posts someone like this, it’s deep and thought provoking, but as soon as someone who is otherkin or therian says the same thing, we’re all delusional?

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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He puts the fun in funeral

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Headcanon that the Vagabond is the physical embodiment of the ‘I’ve been disarming you for five minutes now where are you keeping these weapons’ trope. Like if he ever gets arrested or kidnapped it actually makes his captors more and more nervous as they remove weapons from him, cuz if he’s got this many they’re bound to miss something and it just makes for a really uncomfortable situation of them stressfully pulling weapons out of hidden pockets and false compartments while Ryan just stands there smiling silently

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some funny FAHC ryan scenarios i came up with at 7 in the morning:

ryan having a mask shaped tan line from falling asleep while lounging on geoff’s yacht.

ryan bursting into the complete wrong stop-n-shop during a miniature heist and letting out a quick “whoops!” before running back out the door and down the street. ((“RYAN WE SAID THE SHOP ON 5TH STREET NOT 7TH STREET FIFTEEN TIMES FOR YOUR SAKE, DAMNIT.”))

the crew having to go under cover so “the vagabond” goes into cover as just normal ryan by ditching the mask, letting his hair fade from jet black to bright blond, and changing his style from leather everything to dad jeans and tshirts with bad puns on them (geoff finds this transformation unbelievable).

he was normal ryan for halloween that year too. it answered the crew wide question of “why did ryan wear beanies for the first half of october?”

ryan lifting up his mask just enough to slide a handful of m&m’s into his mouth and then putting the mask back into place.

ryan following and unfollowing the LSPD twitter account just so they get the notification.

ryan giggling like an eight-year-old school girl under his mask which freaks everyone around him out. ((“who the hell is under there and what have you done with ryan?!”))

ryan flubbing a threat while on crowd control duty during a heist and shooting a man in the foot for trying to correct him.

also, while he’s on crowd control duty the fakehaus crew decides to hit the same place and when fakehaus bursts in ryan almost shoots james in the kneecap (he misses by a hair and now there’s forever a hole in james’s favorite pair of heist pants).

gavin pulling a teensy prank on ryan (all he did was put his mask on a high shelf) and ryan retaliating by pawning all gavin’s cars. ((“ryan, this isn’t funny. why is my mechanic telling me if i want my car i have to talk to you? where are my cars, ryan??” “halfway to the country side, motherfucker. no one. touches. my mask.”))

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I’m an American Psycho

Do not sell, use, steal, borrow, or repost my art without my explicit permission.

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