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Donna should get the Doctor’s number and be allowed to call the TARDIS randomly in future episodes for no reason. never aliens. no more aliens for Donna. always just some bullshit like “my mum told me the pink blouse makes me look washed out????” and the Doctor has to be like “girl! she’s crazy! but also I’m actively being shot at right now so I will have call you back”

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pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack

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sukhyi dub

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Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

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apple white fanart

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you look like ts12 in this light...

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the fact that estrogen can just make the penis act like a clitoris will never fail to impress me because it shows just how much of an effect hormones have on our bodies. however the fact that hardly anyone talks about this and instead expects all girl dick to act like cis guy dick is very bleak. it's also exactly in line with how misogyny demands the mystification women's genitals and bodies in order to strip women of their own autonomy and subjectivity more generally, because that's exactly what it is. you aren't supposed to acknowledge the biological realities of transfeminine bodies, because in order to benefit from transmisogyny you must deny us our humanity by living in ignorance about us and casting us strictly into the realm of "sex object"

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hot take enby & intersex people dont deserve to be misgendered in the process of looking for hrt resources because you guys wanna make e and t the "girl" and "boy" hormones and only think about perisex peoples transitions

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hoot hoot

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Here’s a Percabeth WIP to celebrate today🎉

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arrested for impersonating grains of rice (NO possibility of parole)

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I can't find the answer.

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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen

mine was definitely Eragon

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Jaws 1975 | Steven Spielberg

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"Chaos is keeping people guessing, and that makes this kitty purr,"

-Kitty Cheshire

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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Just lost a few braincells reading an nyt article about gen z "treat culture" and I can't even fathom that this is a thing. We're living in a dystopian hellscape where someone spending $5 a week on a cookie is considered a wasteful brat because they should have just gone for a nice free walk instead and saved the $250 a year that roughly equals four days' rent. That's why these ungrateful kids can't buy a house, naturally.

I am ALL for free treats, like hiking or reading in the park. But at some point you can't budget your way out of poverty, and you will literally go mad if you deny yourself basic pleasures that are literally all around you. They even lamented that little treats could snowball into doing something absolutely unforgivable like learning how to play the guitar or buying concert tickets.

At what point do we just start saying out loud that living an enjoyable and fulfilling life is now only acceptable at a 100k+ salary, and if you're one of the millions of people unlucky enough not to be in that category you should just eat dirt and be grateful?