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my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window
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why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????
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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
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BEst of the both worlds

𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓲𝓾𝓶 𝓬𝓱𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮
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you know i really wanna share stuff with u but u just dont have the range to understand it
There’s certain people that you cannot speak on specific topics with because they don’t have the range, the knowledge, the empathy or the depth, to even understand where the fuck you’re coming from.
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Mom: so if ur friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
Me: mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge
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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
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Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
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I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS
REBLOGGING TO RESPREAD THIS
Tumblr Code.
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okay so i thought about this for a while gravity is responsible for creating different layers of gases with lighter and hotter ones on the top. Hence when a candle is lit the hotter molecules rises and we get the fusiform shape. In absence of gravity the hot air need not rise hence the shape of the heated molecules aka flame will be spherical as shown
as for the change from red color to blue color. Blue flames indicate 100% combustion. Im guess in presence of gravity since the hotter combustible molecules rises they leave the core zone of maximum heat and the flame turns red as incomplete combustion is occurring. However since the heated incompletely combusted molecules are not going anywhere they have enough time to be fully broken down thus giving a uniform blue orb

Flame without gravity
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