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"Hi. Maybe... Just maybe I'll throw your child off of a mountain"

- Me

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I agree

reblog if u agree

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This looks so fucking cool

we can be heroes

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Yeah, what the hell, can he like possess you 😂😭

Guest-Star Tim Conway Really Weirds Me Out

No, seriously, just look at him!

He’s some kind of octopus man! I can count 7 arms, and at least 6 shins… and that’s 4 more shins than I’m comfortable with someone having.

When he touches you with his eerily large hand, your face glows! That’s simply not a good sign, no matter how you slice it. 

He’s probably radioactive.

He also… um… uh…

…I’m not even going to try to explain it. I suspect I’m just hallucinating at this point.

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I don't think humans are supposed to work like this 😂😂

Y’know, of all the guest stars we’ve had, Tim Conway has been pretty… well, normal! Nothing too stra-

…oh? Why is he… what is he… what is… what….

…um…

…oh.

Alright, then.

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I just noticed this 😂😂

😂😂😂

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He is a fucking wizard 😑😂

Special Guest Don Adams Is Secretly a Superhero

What, you don’t believe me? Take a look at this!

He can take a van full of people…

…and then BAM, make them all disappear in a closeup!

Even the front seat is gone… how does he do it?

His spacial-manipulation powers don’t just stop there, though. See this long, abstract painting behind him?

BAM! In the closeup, it’s:

Square

At a weird angle

Now a portrait

That’s not even the worst, though.  

There’s something more.

Something crazier.

Something that beyond a shadow of a doubt confirms him to have unstoppable supernatural powers.

Of course, I’m talking about…

…the ability to make his hair turn purple. 

*shudders* The power! The unspeakable, unholy power!

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I would love to be in that orchestra 😂

Class…as far as murder can be classy

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How to Animate Velma & Daphne Running Into a Turnstile

1. Run forward 

2. Develop third legs

3. Collide with Freddy, get legs sorted out

4. Fly back, get confused, accidentally swap legs

5. Fix legs, but completely forget to have a torso

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If I was able to play it, I would probably be OBLIVIBRO 😂

Poke-Trainer-Dex

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The signs as annoying tumblr things

Aries: 'Hi sweetie (: I need to ask you a quick favor'

Taurus: Feederism

Gemini: The ENTIRE Superwholock fandom

Cancer: Relatable posts blogs

Leo: 'Staff'

Virgo: People who post feel good shit in the tags 'have a nice day x'

Libra: 'Reblog to save a life!!'

Scorpio: Supernatural GIFs

Sagittarius: MEMES

Capricorn: Literally every Youtuber fandom blog

Aquarius: Unpopular opinion blogs

Pisces: This whole goddamn website

Well, I guess I'm the whole website 😂

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4g2gyc/why_link_saved_the_world/

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Well what’s a strapping young fellow like yourself doing in a sign like this

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“I… I shall consume. Consume… consume everything.” - Moon L Lawliet

source: “Watari and L meme (Death Note)”, XxBakumanxX (DeviantArt)

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MS Paint Spirit Tracks doodies.

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This art is amazing!

Concept Art from The Minish Cap

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Legend of Zelda Logic.