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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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Why do neurotypicals insist on chatting you up despite a telegraphed lack of interest?

Aren’t yall supposed to be all about nonverbal signaling? I’m intentionally avoiding eye contact and giving one word answers to your questions why do you keep talking to me

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I am still on the Varwolf hyperfixation and I don't think I'm stopping anytime soon. So another fan design! Even if this doesn't get used, I think I'm going to use it for my own Varwolf, I really like it.

Mutant Varwolf - The mutant Acara and Poogle are some of my favorite mutants on site and it's a shame we don't have any more cosmic looking mutants. So I decided to fill that niche with this. I went with a very dark magenta, various shades of cyan, and a pop of bright yellow. I love CMY color palettes. And I also made him much skinnier since I wanted to change the body up some.

My previous fanmade varwolf colors.

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did an hourly comic featuring my neosona 8)

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I WISH I HAD MORE PROOF ABOUT THE HAIR THING OUTSIDE OF JUST A REALLY OLD COMIC MY SISTER MADE BUT YALL WILL JUST HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD ON IT FROM HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM

Live reaction to the disco xweetok below

this is probably the stupidest fucking thing to get excited over but the fact my little in joke desire for a disco xweetok turned into THIS MAKES ME WANNA PUKE I CANT

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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The Void Within hospital shifts huh

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Oh hey, it's Asexual Awareness Week! Perfect time to (re?)share some art I made for my aspec Neo characters earlier this year <3

Happy ace pride all~

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last usukicon was fucking wild I don't even remember what happened

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Polycount Pets!

Please do not use as overlays.

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It’s hard to believe that only a few years ago Neopets was on life support and was almost gutted and stripped for parts by a crypto company.

And now, just one year after Neo became independent, we’ve gotten Daily Quests, UCs, the return of (some) Flash games, trading cards, a mobile app that actually isn’t ass, AND the first full-scale plot in almost a decade.

It’s honestly an understatement to say that Neopets is going through a renaissance era; they’ve literally risen from the ashes. Especially for such a small team, what they have done to revive and rejuvenate this website is nothing short of a miracle. I genuinely feel excited to play Neopets again, which is something I hadn’t felt in years.

This weird little twilight zone corner of the web definitely isn’t perfect, but man…I’m so grateful for how things turned out. We could’ve easily entered the worst possible timeline for this game, but TNT knew that it deserved better. WE deserved better. And they fought like hell to make sure that it didn’t happen. And while the site may still be rough in some areas, we now have a thriving and growing community run by a truly passionate development team who has exceeded everyone’s expectations.

I’m so thankful that we ended up in the good timeline.

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The Neopets Tabletop Roleplaying Game is live on Kickstarter! The Neopets TTRPG is a classless, feat based system set in the world of Neopia. Play one of 55 species. Featuring new mechanics such as pacifistic options and neggs! Not to mention an entire campaign, the Fall of Faerieland, based on The Faeries' Ruin.

Go check it out here!

And if you're still on the fence about if you want to check it out, look at these memes my boss and I made to help convince you underneath the cut.

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The Void Within

i dont know what sort of demon possessed me when drawing this but it REALLY wanted to make some fucking insanely detailed fan art of the latest plot

ive been meaning to make something for a while but im like. a little stunned at how into it i got lol

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when the rulers all showed up in the plot figured itd be fun to sketch portraits!

and then had to add my thoughts on them

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working on more altador council pics but got distracted just drawing her in outfits again lol

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do you love her? you can get her as a beautiful glitter sticker by signing up for my sticker club before june starts... it's true 💧💧💧 patreon.com/lurian