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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.
I'll start: bread
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silliest girl award
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“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child
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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
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Me: [stands up too fast] 💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐💫
My entire cardiovascular system: [still sitting on the couch] Idk where the fuck you think you're going, but I am not coming with you
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He looks happier now
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Can you believe this is the same person??
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He looks happier now
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Can you believe this is the same person??
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Hate it when teachers tell me I'm not on a first-name basis with historical figures. Like bitch were you there? Me and John are good friends.
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Latin Literature Tournament - Round 1
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Propaganda under the cut!
Suetonius Propaganda
I say this with all love and affection--Suetonius is so full of shit. Like reading a magazine in the grocery impulse aisle, in the best possible way
Has very cool intratextual bits and ring structures
He runs on pure vibes, and honestly I love this for him
Vergil Propaganda:
The vates himself, everyone. The poet so good that the Church was like "okay yeah this one magical pagan can stay"
The Fourth Eclogue is such a weird little delight. Is it about the children of Antony? Augustus? Is it a prediction of the birth of Christ? Is it somehow, as I heard one professor suggest for some reason, about Gallus? The possibilities are endless
Are you going to vote against the world-shattering masterpiece that is the Aeneid?
Side note, if you spell it "Virgil" you are my enemy
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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happy go punch a fascist day from Italy
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