the-littlest-wayne

[the-littlest-wayne]

Grayson has informed me of an asinine holiday today.

So.......Happy Father's Day, or whatever. Seems pointless if you ask me.

@the-littlest-wayne

Thank you Damian, I appreciate it.

[the-littlest-wayne]

I get it from you, Father. I mean, have you taken a good look at your Batsuit lately?

I’m bored. Here’s more things my children have said to me.

“I don’t think I can fit in there.. B don’t look at me like that.”

Dick Grayson and he was 9 @official-dickiebird @first-boy-wonder

“dad. dad. dad. dad. *i respond “yes?”* i ate the fridge magnets”

Jason Todd at age 12 (he was too old to be eating magnets) @theredhoodofgotham

“*learning spanish* hehe. La vaca.”

Timothy Drake at 16 and he was dying laughing @drake-wayne-enterprise

“AHHHH. Wow okay, done screaming. The demons won. *i responded “the demons?”* Yeah. Like… shitbag. *again i go “language. also, shitbag??”* Mhm. Cluemaster.”

Stephanie Brown at age 14 and I still have like no clue what she was talking about. @spoilerpurple

“*telling a long story* and then he ran away. I hope the mustardy bitch explodes.”

Duke Thomas at 17 talking about Condiment King. @irl-batsignal

“*says a movie quote a steph responds “you watch movies?”* No. I read them.”

Cassandra Cain at 19 @casscain-w @cassie--cain

“Bruce, I love you the way a crazy cat lady loves an oddly tiny and estranged dog. Not very much but just enough to worry about you.”

Barbara Gordon at 15 @babsggordon

“Father. I need your assistance in a very important and tragic crime.” *very long pause before he continues* “Do not fret, no one has died. I am being dramatic.”

Damian Wayne at 12 (i was laughing very hard) @dami-wayne-al-ghul @feral-damian-wayne @the-littlest-wayne @theblessed-bloodson

[the-littlest-wayne]

..... it's uncanny how much you look like my dear son when he was about your age. I don't know how to feel about it.

I've been told I resemble my mother more than I resemble my father.

[the-littlest-wayne]

.........these terms are acceptable. Craig is a good enough name.

Father is not letting me take in a three-legged pigeon I found at the harbor. I am displeased.

[the-littlest-wayne]

Get wheezed

[the-littlest-wayne]

And what would those be?

Father is not letting me take in a three-legged pigeon I found at the harbor. I am displeased.

[the-littlest-wayne]

Pigeons are dangerous regardless.

Father is not letting me take in a three-legged pigeon I found at the harbor. I am displeased.

[the-littlest-wayne]

Father is not letting me take in a three-legged pigeon I found at the harbor. I am displeased.

[the-littlest-wayne]

Is already trying to figure out how to keep you like this and add you to the pets collection

*turns you into a dragon with really tiny, stumpy wings*

[the-littlest-wayne]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

[the-littlest-wayne]

He's a good judge of character.

Damian. My dearest brother. If Jerry is not removed from my irises he will be on the thanksgiving menu this year.

@eleanor-wayne

You keep your hands off Jerry. What did he ever do to you?

[the-littlest-wayne]

Damian. My dearest brother. If Jerry is not removed from my irises he will be on the thanksgiving menu this year.

@eleanor-wayne

You keep your hands off Jerry. What did he ever do to you?

[the-littlest-wayne]

Sigh You owe me.

How willing are you to do me a favour?

Depends on the favor, Drake. What is it?

[the-littlest-wayne]

How willing are you to do me a favour?

Depends on the favor, Drake. What is it?

[the-littlest-wayne]

Blessed day to everyone but Susan

[the-littlest-wayne]

Tell them that Alfred also says hello.

HIII LITTLE ROBIN! It's been a while since I checked up on ya! How have ya been? >:]

@rin-wattson

Tt. Don't call me little.

I have been well. Titus has learned how to chase Grayson.

And you?

[the-littlest-wayne]