the-log-ffl

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W15

That’s it, that’s a wrap on the 2024 LOG regular season. Congratulations to all the teams who are still off and running, seeking that championship:

#1 Sarnia Slut Slayers

#2 Embarcadero Burd Turds

#3 Big Sur Buckle Nuggets

#4 Redfield 49Knerrs

I don’t think I missed a write up and only a handful of dicks got skipped.. Pretty good season for ol mish….  I’ll try to get on those if I get some downtime after the holiday. We got “Roman” up to the same ol bullshit, Raj narrowly escaped the clutches and house is looking down the barrel of that losership as we speak. Lots of familiar faces.

I will give Matt Peterson 10,000 fucking dollars if he texts me….. Never mind.. You know what, we all knew what we knew and I now know who the real ones are. If anyone reading this message other than Matt Peterson directly texts their mish “thumb in the bum” that person will receive an automatic holiday $10 venmo payment. Fuck you Peterson.

It’s that time of year gents, The League of Ordinary Gentlemen First Annual Ordinary Gentlemen of the Year is upon us and I am pleased to announce this years nominees

Matt Peterson, for not paying attention to the season at all, starting injured players, bye week players, multiple weeks in a row and not reading a single weekly write up all year and still making the playoffs. (maybe more)

Chris Raj,  for becoming a farmer of friendship and advocating for microdosing and heavy microdosing psychedelic mushrooms amongst  the league. Raj’s subtle touch and gentle approach to reaching deeper into ourselves has been palpable this year.

Max Marple, for taking his team from worst to first in the AL in one year, attributing his success to cold water exposure and trying to masturbate less.

Brad Knerr for wearing that hat in his holiday card.

Text me your vote for LOGFFLOGOTY

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose, and enjoy the playoffs!

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Brad Knerr has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 144 Points

Roman Reed has the small dick of the week: 64 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

SEASON X BIG DICKS OF THE WEEK - $100

Sarnia Slut Slayers 5  $100.00

Odusty Beckham Jr. 3

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM 2

Embarcadero Burd Turds 1

Papi Gringos 1

Redfield 49Knerrs 1

Sordidus 1

Spirit Halloween/OTS 1

Big Sur Buckle Nuggets 0

The Raj Hotel 0

BIGGEST DICK OF THE YEAR - $100

Odusty Beckham Jr - 177:Week 2

LOG CHANGES FOR 2025 

We are going back to our roots for draft day. We are going old school. Clip boards, paper and pens at the draft. No more phones or tablets to assist in the draft. Now I know the value in these modern gadgets. But I don’t want to see guys annoyed or upset that their gadget might get ruined by a pool dunk or a champagne squirt. I don’t want to see “Roman” avoiding the sticker board because he is catching up or having trouble with his app.  We put them away, we do paper and pen, we try to pay attention, it’s a shit show, if we find a violation, we will penalize accordingly, loss of keeper, loss of FAB or something. Clipboard, trunks and a positive attitude is all you need to bring to draft day moving forward! 

Loser of the league will sing the national anthem to kick off the following draft. (after the maier/hames bet is final)

The LOG is moving to the SLEEPER app in 2025

Draft weekend is now 2 weekends before Labor Day. Not the weekend before labor day, but the one before that. 

The throbber and stinky dick will be retired. There will be some other rule tweaks that affect scoring and those will be retired

The LOG championship belt will also be retired after year 10. LOG 2.0 will have a new belt and the old will be present for photos at draft weekends (not for losers).

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W14

Listen, This is my crazy time. I always fall off the radar a little bit when I get hit with the family Christmas tsunami of joy. I have dinners, parades, light tours, train rides, pj pictures, tree decorating, cocktail parties, and a few December birthdays sprinkled in there as well. I’m bursting with fucking holiday jolliness. So, please don’t be alarmed when I didn’t rush home to work on Maier’s 5th BDOTW.  It’s quite a feat, and it will end up winning him a hundred bucks, but the dude was talking shit about our matchup this week, saying shit like “I finally slayed all you sluts.” man, fuck that guy, he’s going to get what is coming to him. He has the curse of the #1 seed, and his fall will be great. Remember, the empty drum bangs the loudest.  But this week’s write up is not about him… it’s about the other him, you know who I’m talking about. Do you think he realizes that he’s left 90 free dollars on the table? 90 bucks for just reading high quality LOG write ups. Do you think I received a stinky pinky, new england clam chowder or a big bubba log thigh? I didn’t. And now this mother fucker who started a guy who was almost dead for three straight weeks is sitting in a prime position to sneak into the playoffs.  Now I know I am the asshole here. It’s not like we all have jobs and families and friends and cars and shit going on. This guy is working at a restaurant that, according to their own website, is open to the public 16 hours a week! That’s like 2 and half hours a day.  I compared that to one of my former employers, Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, and they are open 12 hours a day for a whopping 84 hours a week. So I get it, he’s swamped! Maybe he is reading these things, maybe he’s waiting for the pot to get juicier? I guess this will settle it once and for all. If Matthew John Peterson can take his dick out of his hand and text me the password “dongle drip” he will automatically earn 100 bucks to his venmo account. 

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Matt Maier has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 159 Points

Dusty Gaebel has the small dick of the week: 78 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

SEASON X BIG DICKS OF THE WEEK - $100

Sarnia Slut Slayers 5

Odusty Beckham Jr. 3

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM 2

Embarcadero Burd Turds 1

Papi Gringos 1

Sordidus 1

Spirit Halloween/OTS 1

Big Sur Buckle Nuggets 0

Redfield 49Knerrs 0

The Raj Hotel 0

BIGGEST DICK OF THE YEAR - $100

ODusty Beckham Jr - 177:Week 2

LOG CHANGES FOR 2025 

We are going back to our roots for draft day. We are going old school. Clip boards, paper and pens at the draft. No more phones or tablets to assist in the draft. Now I know the value in these modern gadgets. But I don’t want to see guys annoyed or upset that their gadget might get ruined by a pool dunk or a champagne squirt. I don’t want to see “Roman” avoiding the sticker board because he is catching up or having trouble with his app.  We put them away, we do paper and pen, we try to pay attention, it’s a shit show, if we find a violation, we will penalize accordingly, loss of keeper, loss of FAB or something. Clipboard, trunks and a positive attitude is all you need to bring to draft day moving forward! 

Loser of the league will sing the national anthem to kick off the following draft. (after the maier/hames bet is final)

The LOG is moving to the SLEEPER app in 2025

Draft weekend is now 2 weekends before Labor Day. Not the weekend before labor day, but the one before that. 

The throbber and stinky dick will be retired. There will be some other rule tweaks that affect scoring and those will be retired

The LOG championship belt will also be retired after year 10. LOG 2.0 will have a new belt and the old will be present for photos at draft weekends (not for losers).

[the-log-ffl]

a little trip down memory lane from season 8...

[the-log-ffl]

Season X: Week XIII

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W13

Seasoned readers of the LOG weekly write ups know that my write ups are a mixture of sports, personal reflection, politics, romance, life advice and cries for help. But no matter what the subject matter, I think you all know that every single write up is baked in truth, well, mostly truth. I preface this because when I tell you that winning a game in the LOG makes me happy, it literally brings me joy. No, it’s more than joy, it brings me relief, a peace to be more accurate. I spend most Sundays not checking my scores until well into the afternoon. I load the app, get a glance of the score, decide if I’m getting fucked or fucking someone, then, I shut it down. But when I see that green prediction bar sitting at 90% with only a few players left, I literally relax in my soul. I light up. I try to talk to my wife about it, but I don’t get the reaction that it deserves. It’s one of like 3 things in my life that I actually feel in my heart of hearts. No bullshit. Is something wrong with me? Or maybe if you don’t feel this way, something is wrong with you. This week's Petey password is worth a whopping fifty bones, no joke. If I receive a text from him with the password: “stinky pinky”, his venmo account will get fifty dollars richer.  I guess the point is that this league, this community, this brotherhood is god damn close to all I really care about in this life. Last night I lied on top of my bed postcoital with my hands behind my head staring up at the ceiling. My heart was still pumping out of my chest from the cardio and I was dressed with only a shit eating grin. The Mrs had already waddled to the bathroom trying to hold in about a million little sperm babies when a thought came into my clear conscience. I uncrossed my toes, giggled, shook my head and with my lungs still on fire, I said out loud “big dick of the fuckin week.” Life. Is. Good.

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Max Marple has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 131 Points

Chris Raj  has the small dick of the week: 68 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

SEASON X BIG DICKS OF THE WEEK - $100

Sarnia Slut Slayers 4

Odusty Beckham Jr. 3

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM 2

Embarcadero Burd Turds 1

Papi Gringos 1

Sordidus 1

Spirit Halloween/OTS 1

Big Sur Buckle Nuggets 0

Redfield 49Knerrs 0

The Raj Hotel 0

BIGGEST DICK OF THE YEAR - $100

ODusty Beckham Jr - 177:Week 2

LOG CHANGES FOR 2025 

We are going back to our roots for draft day. We are going old school. Clip boards, paper and pens at the draft. No more phones or tablets to assist in the draft. Now I know the value in these modern gadgets. But I don’t want to see guys annoyed or upset that their gadget might get ruined by a pool dunk or a champagne squirt. I don’t want to see “Roman” avoiding the sticker board because he is catching up or having trouble with his app.  We put them away, we do paper and pen, we try to pay attention, it’s a shit show, if we find a violation, we will penalize accordingly, loss of keeper, loss of FAB or something. Clipboard, trunks and a positive attitude is all you need to bring to draft day moving forward! 

Loser of the league will sing the national anthem to kick off the following draft. (after the maier/hames bet is final)

The LOG is moving to the SLEEPER app in 2025

Draft weekend is now 2 weekends before Labor Day. Not the weekend before labor day, but the one before that. 

The throbber and stinky dick will be retired. There will be some other rule tweaks that affect scoring and those will be retired

The LOG championship belt will also be retired after year 10. LOG 2.0 will have a new belt and the old will be present for photos at draft weekends (not for losers).

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W12

Drunk on a Wednesday. Not too shabby. I was already stoned, on my second cocktail and dealing with a slightly heavier microdose than anticipated when the clock hit 11:55 am. It was cranberry day. Since I was 12 years old I have been in charge of thanksgiving cranberries. My family essentially said, Max is a fucking moron and at the very least he can figure out a couple of cans of jellies. Well I said fuck you guys, and over the past 30 years I have developed my own sauce, it’s currently titled “Gibsyn’s Grand Marnier Triple Berry Cranplosion”. Tiny hints of vanilla and cinnamon but the lime and orange juice cut the sweetness nicely while leaving the subtle expected tartness from the cran. Long story short, I act like it’s a big deal to make and I take the whole day off to do it. Is that necessary? I don’t know, is it not necessary? You know what I mean?

Anyone checked in on House? The Papi Gringos are on a 5 game losing streak and have just managed to nab their 3rd small dick of the week in a row! To add insult to injury, they accomplished that feat by losing to OTS, a franchise which has the worst overall record in league history. Does that sound like a real stat? I made it up but I’m guessing it’s gotta be true.  House is getting anialated right now, he’s getting fucked so badly that FEMA is sending him $750.  The once great and feared franchise that is the Papi G’s could be at risk of being canceled outright. It was reported that the franchise would rebound after the presidential election alongside crypto currency and saying the word retard, but so far they have just continued to tank. Perhaps the Gringos have seen their day in the sun. The $20 text password for Petey this week is “big bubba log thigh.” If he texts me the password, he gets a twomp on the spot. Perhaps the Gringos need to take a long hard look in the mirror and reinvent themselves for LOG 2.0 in 2025! Regardless, check in on your boy.

Things that are changing moving forward.

Loser of the league will sing the national anthem to kick off the following draft. (after the maier/hames bet is final)

The LOG is moving to the SLEEPER app in 2025

Draft weekend is now 2 weekends before Labor Day. Not the weekend before labor day, but the one before that. 

The throbber and stinky dick will be retired. There will be some other rule tweaks that affect scoring and those will be retired along with our current championship belt. LOG 2.0 will have a new belt and the old will be present for photos at draft weekends.

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Matt Hames has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 158 Points

I’m trying to get to it man! 

Shawn House  has the small dick of the week, again: 63 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

SEASON X BIG DICKS OF THE WEEK - $100

Sarnia Slut Slayers 4

Odusty Beckham Jr. 3

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM 2

Sordidus 1

Papi Gringos 1

Spirit Halloween/OTS 1

Big Sur Buckle Nuggets 0

Embarcadero Burd Turds 0

Redfield 49Knerrs 0

The Raj Hotel 0

BIGGEST DICK OF THE YEAR - $100

ODusty Beckham Jr - 177:Week 2

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W11

The LOG playoff picture is starting to solidify. The Sarnia Slut Slayers are the first team to clinch a playoff spot in 2024. Congratulations!

This is crunch time gents. Who will win it all in 2024? Will the sluts get their menage a trois? Will discipline continue their mid season surge after a dismal start? Will the Turds plop out their second championship? Can ODBJ and Redfield hang on and sneak into a #3 or #4 seed? They would need to see how Sordidus or the Nuggets felt about that, they both sit at 6-5 and are in prime striking distance for the big dance. Will we see some new blood? Or is it gonna be the same old faces?  Do we want to start talking about ideas for Roman being the loser again or should we wait on that? Does peterson read these things? I’ll venmo him $20 on the spot if he texts me the password “new england clam chowder”. Let’s see what happens. Raj! House! Are you guys done? Are you going to roll over and quit! I would.

I have writer's block. I had ideas for this week but I’m out of time and super stoned. It’s a bummer because they were really funny. I’ll save em, don’t worry. I really do want to see you all, either together or separately I don’t give a fuck, I just want to kick it. The holidays are always madness on my end, I think a lot of you sympathize with that. Maybe we can find a way to get together for championship Sunday or something? Anyway, stay true to yourselves gents. Let’s set those micro goals, remember, even a micro step in the right direction, is in the right direction. You’re all doing a great job. Look at us, we’re doing it. We’re right in the thick of it boys. I’m proud of you all. It truly is an honor to be part of the best damn group of guys in the world. So stoned.

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Dusty Gaebel has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 153 Points

Shawn House  has the small dick of the week, again: 73 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

SEASON X BIG DICKS OF THE WEEK - $100

Sarnia Slut Slayers 4

Odusty Beckham Jr. 3

Sordidus 1

Papi Gringos 1

Spirit Halloween 1

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM 1

Big Sur Buckle Nuggets 0

Embarcadero Burd Turds 0

Redfield 49Knerrs 0

The Raj Hotel 0

BIGGEST DICK OF THE YEAR - $100

ODusty Beckham Jr - 177:Week 2

[the-log-ffl]

SEASON X: WEEK XI

[the-log-ffl]

SEASON X: WEEK X

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W10

From the front office of the Sarnia Slut Slayers

I just lost $10 Canadian on the Golden Bachelorette with my Canadian Mother in law. I'm sure Raj topped that gambling degeneracy but I tried. I also lost $50 to Dusty betting on Kamala, lost $50 to Ricardo betting the Dodgers wouldn't win the World Series. I need a Jake Paul victory over Mike Tyson to win $50 from Max and break this losing streak. 

But, there is no losing streak in LOG for The Slayers(our pronouns are Slayer/Slayers, and not Slut/Sluts) They are off to a fantastic start.  Not only are they 9-1, have almost double the FAAB than the rest of the league, but have also won a nice bottle of tequila from Ethan, $50 booze to drink with Brad on Christmas, Lunch with House at High Street, getting to piss in Raj's face, and a guaranteed job with Petey at his restaurant.  And he will only sexually and verbally harass me a little bit.

I would have never believed that at the beginning of the year that I would make two singing bets with Hames, but I guess that's why they play the games.  Hames has to sing the iconic "Touchdown" at a seedy place next year pre draft, and this week the loser of our Matchup has to sing the national anthem to kick off next year's draft. I recommend you all make at least one matchup bet this year. Do a double stack and get weird with it. 

I did lose one bet this year and owe the Mish a fancy as fuck lunch at Stickaman's The Galley.  Mish recently paid his bet from last year of being a Spectrum Classic ball/water boy.  He earned all of the volleyball players respect and we called him "Ball Man" by the end.  He brought the highest quality H20 and rose the Spectrum Classic to a new level.  I have no doubt that good karma and cold plunges have led the Commish(long may he reign) to his best start of his life. He has applied his new mindset to fantasy football. "Make a trade, you pussy." "I don't watch football, kids first" It's really paying off.

The cream has risen to the top, but that cream has left everyone still alive for a playoff berth. Everyone is within three games of the playoffs with 5 to go. 

Even the Halloween Store has a chance in November to pivot to selling Pilgrim and Indian costumes?

Raj could get pissed on again and turn his life around and stop being a piece of shit?

Dusty could return from the honeymoon and hit the waivers?

Brad and Ethan can show why they are former champions and sneak into the playoffs?

Hames could keep winning and turn around that tough start?

House could overpay to trade for McCaffrey and have his lucky charm back?

Petey could not start Tee Higgins when he is out for a third straight week?

Anything could happen!  I'll be home Thanksgiving to Christmas. Let's get as many as possible together for a Sunday at Raj's or somewhere to watch it unfold.

Also the 111th Grey Cup is this Sunday, November 17th.  Get together and eat poutine and ketchup chips. The Winnipeg Blue Bombers will attempt to win their 13th championship, while the Toronto Argonauts will attempt to win their league-leading 19th championship.

Playoff Picture as of today

1. SlutSlayers

4. Discipline=Freedom

2. Burd Turds

3. Sordidus

Weekly Dick Recap : Sorry I have been hogging all the big dicks lately. I am working on a calendar and need to fill it out by next winter.

BIG DICK OF THE WEEK

Sarnia SlutSlayers : 173 points 

small dick of the week

house the small cock : 81 points

2024 Big Dick of the Weeks...so far - $100

Slayers              4

Odusty               2

Fish Fucker       1

HouseCock       1

Romancer         1

Hames              1

Biggest Dick of the Year: $100

ODusty 177 : Week 2

Shawn the Big Dick House has the Throbber - 190.64 Points

(S9:W3)

Ethan has the fresh stanky double dick - 48.14 Points 

(S10:W3)

Good luck and keep putting gravy on everything.

Maier

(slayer/slayers)

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W9

…and the world keeps turning.  Remember gents, whether you are celebrating or sulking, keep your heads held high. Literally try to be the change you wish to see in the world. I want this world to be peaceful, happy, funny, healthy and clean, so that is what I will try to be. How would you feel if you had no phone in your pocket or TV at your pad? If all you had to focus on when you woke up everyday was you and yours? You didn’t burden yourself with issues from thousands of miles away and there were no talking heads telling you what and who to hate. If we focus on our intimate communities we can prosper and thrive gentlemen, and there is no more intimate community than that of the LOG.

Week 10 Predictions

Embarcadero Burd Turds @ Odusty Beckham Jr.

I’m not sure if anyone has picked up on this, but I never bet against the Embarcadero Burd Turds.  ODBJ slip slip slippin and continues to slip in week 10. Turds fly 125-101

DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM @ Spirit Halloween Store

You know how I feel about seasonal halloween stores, they’re great in short bursts but never make it long term. Funny how Spirit got wins the week of Halloween and the week after, just like in real life, I swear I’m always right and nobody listens to me. Not sure how the discipline is going in the other camp either, but numbers don’t lie. 3 in a row is called a winning streak, and you don’t fuck with a winning streak. DISCIPLINE buys everything, even the shelves and sends Spirit packing 108-96

The Papi Gringos @ Redfield 49Knerrs

You might think that the gringos desperately need a win due to the fact they have dropped 2 in a row. Well, Bradner hasn’t one in over a month and this is the week that changes. Redfield finds a way and sends the Papi to a reeducation camp 115-109

The Raj Hotel @ Sordidus

The Raj Hotel lost a heartbreaker last week. The ESPN projections played sick games with his soul. Well this is the week he gets his groove back and his niners back from a bye. The Raj Hotel cleans the cum stains off the wall and finally passes the blacklight test. No longer sordidus  106-101

Sarnia Slut Slayers @ Big Sur Buckle Nuggets

Is peterson alive? Does he still play fantasy football with us? Has he ever read this far down? Sluts win. 120-89

Week 9 Results: (4-1 16-9 Overall)

Turds over Raj 99-88 111-108

Nugs over Spirit 111-87

Sordidus over Redfield 148-119 134-80

DISCIPLINE over ODBJ 122-120 125-99

Sluts over Papis 108-92 113-106

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Roman Reed has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 153 Points

Brad Knerr has the small dick of the week, again: 80 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

[the-log-ffl]

SEASON X:WEEK IX

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W8

Obviously the Turds dropping two in a row was not what I was hoping for. But it’s taught me that I need to find a balance in my life. I have been forcing this change and assuming that blindly following the steps would produce consistent results, but that is not true dedication, that is not true passion. I’ve been lying to myself and that was apparent last week. I’m ashamed to admit this but I made feeble attempts to try to convert Sordidus’ children into my own. I forced his wife to smile for a group picture and yelled at everyone to look happy.  I sent them pictures of their kids seemingly having fun, but in reality I couldn’t risk those sperm filled heathens sleeping under the same roof as my little angels, so they slept outside under the stars. They brought two sleeping bags but I insisted they fight over one and the winner got to stay warm. I threw them in the cold plunge, threw them in the hot tub, stressing their internal nervous system with hot and cold exposures. I tortured those poor boys and I’m embarrassed for my actions. I need to find the positive outlines to seemingly negative situations moving forward. I am first in the American League and sitting with a chance of making the playoffs of over 80%. I can’t expect things to be immaculate at all times. It’s kinda like butt stuff, when it happens it happens, if it’s meant to be it will be. But you can’t expect it constantly, the table must be set and the stars must align. For the record this is butt stuff for me, not her, you only live once. Putting on a facade for you guys is not what I intended, I want to be your champion again, and I vow to become the man that is worthy of such a title. Work starts today!

If you were following Raj’s journey last week you know he was unfairly berated at a Halloween party last weekend by a colleague’s ex-girlfriend. Raj was on a standard double stack and dis bitch starts bringing up old shit.  Raj was cornered and this girl wouldn’t stop speaking and seeking his keys while he was peaking. In the future Raj, only 3 people can tell you to chill the fuck out and settle down, that is your God, your wife and your mish, end of list. Next time you call me, I will show up. I will inspect you personally, I will ask this over zealous heartbroken wench two questions only to determine if mish intervention is necessary.  “Is he speaking like a dolphin yet?” “Is he dripping with stripper piss?” If the answer is no to either or both of these questions then I am not yet needed. Call me when he turns into an actual piece of shit.  Don’t let anyone take you off your game boys, ever. Don’t let religion, politics, or sexual preference intervene in lifelong friendships. Don’t let weaker people bring you down to their level and succumb to shit talking and spreading. We are better than that, we will rise above the toxic bullshit of sycophantic ass kissers. We Are The L O G! Love you boys. 

Week 9 Predictions

Turds at Piece of Shit

Turds rebound in week 9 to stop the skidmarks… They bring down the struggling, faltering, flea infested Raj Hotel. Turds had a bad tummy and there was no TP in the room, had to use the hand towels at the Raj Hotel. Turds splat Raj  99-88

Spirit at Big Sur

The Big Sur Food and Wine Bowl. Spirit won the week of Halloween, which makes sense for a temporary Halloween store, now it’s back to the shit hole for the Romancer. Nugs give Spirit too many jobs and responsibilities at the festival and break him down mentally, emotionally, and spiritually. Nugs wave goodbye as Spirit leaves town. 111-87

Redfield at Sordidus

SORDIDUS gets his family and his groove back this week, he gets big dick of the week and a W in week 9.  148-119

Odusty at Discipline

Odusty still balls deep in a new wife and busy topping her off. DISCIPLINE continues to rebound and roll. They edge out ODBJ in the closest match of the week.  122-120

Papi’s at Sluts

Hard to argue with the back to back big dick winner with the best record in the league. Papi’s get fucked by the sluts, and not in a good way. 108-92

Week 8 Results: (2-3  12-8 Overall)

Turds over the Stinkier Dick 128-96

DISCIPLINE over Papi G’s 119-117 136-109

Monster Piece of Shit over Dead Spirit 99- 87 

Sluts fuck Redfield 122 -113 142-82 

ODBJ over Nugs 101-90

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Matt Maier has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 142 Points

Brad Knerr has the small dick of the week: 82 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has the STINKY DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)

[the-log-ffl]

SEASON X:WEEK VIII

[the-log-ffl]

from the scrapyard... an old prototype that never saw the light of day

[the-log-ffl]

SEASON X:WEEK VII

[the-log-ffl]

S10:W7

From the desk of DISCIPLINE = FREEDOM

This message has been approved by the commissioner of the League of Ordinary Gentlemen.

     “Log, let me get straight to the point. Yes, I was extremely proud of the Mish write-up in S10:W5. It’s amazing to watch one of our fellow league members succeed, especially when it’s the Commissioner/Founding member himself. Seeing that makes me genuinely happy. In fact, it almost feels like he has fully embraced the spirit and energy of my team name. “Do 10 pushups you pussy, pass on the bread fag, jump in some cold water you little bitch, smoke less you degenerate, run a mile you lazy ass, walk to the beach and leave the phone behind, tell the kids you love them and you will kill anyone who ever tries to hurt them and get the wife some god damn flowers for no reason at all. Simple…” Hard to fault the man, I’m pretty sure Jocko was onto something. Discipline, does in fact, Equal Freedom. But alas, I’d be lying if I didn’t admit I was feeling a little jealous. This Bird Turd of an Ordinary Gentleman starts the year with a 6-0 record, while here I am, sitting at 1-5. I did spend the better part of last Sunday feeling sorry for myself—1-5 is not something I’m used to. That kind of record seems more fitting for someone like Romancer. I definitely needed to do some soul-searching. Even with a 60-40 shot on Monday night last week against Peety, I knew something was off and that I wasn’t going to win. The commissioner was right—I’m not living up to my name, and if I want to get back on track, things are going to have to change. S10:W6 - “Let’s see if Discipline can shake things up on his end and swing the fantasy gods in his favor in week 7, he’ll need a hell of a sacrifice though, don’t look up, the Turds are peaking!” A sacrifice is indeed needed. To be honest, I have a long way to go, and when you’re as big as I am, it takes time to build momentum. I’ve been working quietly in the background. Seeing the commissioner’s post was inspiring. As of this morning, I’ve hit a 63-day streak on my diet. I’ve also been gradually adding some walking and light bodyweight training. I’m down 45 pounds from the 475 pounds I weighed at the draft. To keep building momentum, I need to add some more movement as a commitment. It seems like the commissioner has found success with the cold plunge, so I’ve decided to incorporate an additional beach walk followed by an ocean cold plunge at least five days a week moving forward. I make this sacrifice in the name of Jacko, the LOG, and the fantasy Gods.”

Hard to argue with those results my man. The LOG is with you and we hope we can be a support system for you in your journey towards FREEDOM! Keep up the good work!

Week 8 Predictions:

Turds over the Stinkier Dick 128-96

DISCIPLINE over Papi G’s 119-117

Monster Piece of Shit over Dead Spirit 99- 87 

Sluts fuck Redfield 122 -113  

ODBJ over Nugs 101-90

Week 7 Results (3-2) (10-5 Overall)  

TURDS shit on DISCIPLINE 101-96

SORDIDUS dirties up ODBJ 110-100

SLUTS fuck SPIRIT 112-85 127-69

GRINGOS burn down the minority owned HOTEL 122-99 163-98

NUGS teabag the ODJB  115-89 105-83

Kick back with a microdose boys, a heavy microdose.

LOG 4 life!

~mish

LOG WEEKLY DICK SIZE RECAP

Shawn House has the BIG DICK OF THE WEEK: 142 Points

Ethan App has the small dick of the week: 48 Points

Shawn House has THE THROBBER - 190.64 (S9:W3)

Ethan App has an even STINKIER DICK - 48.14 Points (S10:W7)