the-lonely-jellyfish - Tumblr blog

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Tumblr Code.

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

this boop thing needs to be permanent. the serotonin levels i'm getting are comparable to hard drugs

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...

Boop

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

SOLUTION TO BEING MUCH TO SCARED TO TALK TO MUTUALS:

FUgkin..... hit em with ur paws......

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Creating this post so everyone can spam me with boops idc who you are BUT DO IT

(reblog if I can spam you with like 100 boops or smth)

Edit: Y'ALL WILD???? ILY GUYS SM HOLY HELL???

EDIT 2: I CAN'T BOOP EVERYONE 100 TIMES IM SORRY I'LL BOOP Y'ALL 20 OR 50 TIMES PROMISE

EDIT 3 EDITED BC UHHHH

COMMENT IF YOU WANT BOOP SPAM OMG AHHHHH 😭

EDIT 4: I'M ALMOST AT TUMBLRRRRR HOLY SHIT?? Y'all are so sweet :((

EDIT 5: I AM HELLA LATE WITH MY BOOPS BCFSAIHC

EDIT 6:

Does anyone know anything bout this... Anything above Tumblr?

EDIT 7: Maybe like 8 hours later? Y'all are wild for 5k notes on this singular stupid post. Tbh I can't boop everyone in the comments but I'll try when I get on my laptop 😭

EDIT 8: I don't care if you autoclick my account to actual hell, ok! Literally just have fun booping! I'm never mad 😭

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

The Swedish training ships Falken and Gladan in the harbor of Marstrand by Christian Mølsted (1862-1930)

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

"what are you gonna do with that degree?" I don't know. probably kill myself.

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

[the-lonely-jellyfish]

Points I took from Simon Barry's latest interview

the Tarask attack in season one was supposed to happen on a train???

Mother Superion was supposed to die in season two and Mary would replace her role as superior (and take vows as result)

Ava would come back evil in season 3 (not in a deliberate way) and act as Reya's weapon.

Beatrice has gone missing and the OCS needs to go out and search for her because she's the only one who can snap Ava out of her mindset.

"Beatrice would have to save her in an emotional/psychic/loving way..."

Ava wouldn't age (physically) on the other side.

Lilith killed her mother (in end of season two)