mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
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The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1963)
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Me in Fight Club
Me: yea I can take a punch
Brad Pitt: yeah? *hits me*
Me: harder daddy
Brad Pitt: what?
Me: what?
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