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Another beautiful day in Amaurot...and you are a horrible goose.
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#ffxiv#plus and same my beloatheds#stop making me do math! the only thing i should care about is if my numbers are greater than theirs!
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#ffxiv#listen everyone we have the chance to do something incredibly funny#and get m'zhet tia to beat zenos
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if i were them i'd just remove these 5 seconds from the post arr cutscene. you're only confusing people with this yoshi-p
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Asked this in the gc, now asking ffxiv tumblr to celebrate pride ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
What is your WoL going to Bad Queer Rep Jail for? 🎤
#ffxiv#zaide is going for being a demi and bi woman* but dating a (bi) man#silver flower is going for being AAA: aro ace and autistic#(*zaide's situation with gender is connected to moon keeper gender norms so that's probably another reason ngl)
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it will always be hilarious to me that ardbert's weapon is bravura atma, which is one of the ARR relic steps but specifically the one you have when you're on the book step. ardbert really got to the books and went "no fuck that i'm out"
#ffxiv#having done two (2) zodiac weapons i understand So Much#@squenix please just let us do multiple books at once at this point. please#the only people doing arr relics now are doing them for achievements and/or glam#if they want an ilvl 135 weapon for whatever reason they can just do coils unsynced
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The language of goblins is an extremely loose grammatical framework that affords freedom of improvisation...thus many scholars have dubbed it "linguistic chaos"
#ffxiv#yeah well i dub these scholars with Pathetic#there's clearly a logic to each ''weird'' goblin word#maybe they should focus less on ''proper'' speech and learn to improvise once in a while
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hey, you should reblog/reply to this post telling me your favorite ffxiv female character. essays are welcome. 🫡
#ffxiv#moenbrydaaaaa#she's a nerd with a giant axe#she's besties with urianger#she does Potentially Hazardous Teleportation Experiments#she developed white auracite—one of our most important anti-ascian tools#whoever was the writer for that arc: your mom's a hoe and so are you for killing her off like that#i love my giant nerd jock wife who puts on a confident face but is still so very uncertain in herself
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This is Thancred.

This is Thancred.
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Sooo funny when people think they can default on loot rolls in ffxiv if they just wait long enough for everyone to leave. Buddy, I'm playing minesweeper. I can wait.
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The osculator is a lunar invertebrate that is extremely feared by the Loporrits of Mare Lamentorum. These leech-like creature is named "one who kisses" due to its ability to latch onto the helpless laborers and drain their lifeblood dry.
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I think all races and genders should be able to wear each others starting gear
#ffxiv#additionally: all races and genders should be able to wear the hempen underthings of the other races#they've already reused the midlander hyur stuff for viera and hrothgar. let other races share the love too
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please watch with sound on
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yum
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