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Based on that one Doordash tweet

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Based on that one Doordash tweet

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How the Villagers of Pelican Town would react to The Farmer being, well, the Farmer

The Farmer does too much bullshit to go unnoticed by the Villagers of Pelican Town.

The motherfucking trash looting. Gus goes outside to clear away the night's trash, and the Farmer is squatting on the ground by it, scoffing down the salad he threw out the night before. There are hints of mold on the greens, and they're scraping bits of it off with their fingernails, before scoffing it in their mouth. The Farmer looks Gus square in the eye, and starts eating the plate.

Alex likes working out, and he notices the Farmer is always wearing a backpack. He asks what's in it, "oh you know, just a bit of this, a bit of that." He asks to pick it up and can't even lift pick it up off the ground like it's Thor's fucking hammer or some shit. The Farmer opens it to reveal the inside is larger than Mary fukin Poppin's bag of nightmares. Along with several dangerously sharp farming utensils, there's more food than the whole town would eat in a week, several live fish and enough rocks to level the valley.

Lewis, who spends most of his day walking through the town, often wonders how the Farmer can appear from their farm, walk to the beach, and the reappear from the farm ten minutes later... once more walking to the beach. They considered following the farmer, but decided against it. Best not to disturb those armed with glowing medieval weaponry.

Of everyone in Pelican Town, Jas is the most aware of what shenanigans happen on the farm.

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𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝒷𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝑜𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑜 ≽ܫ≼

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I accidentally gifted him grass as I was planting it

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Backgrounds, am I right?

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Still my favorite

this is my favorite video of the world

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SCREEEEEE

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The ugly ass bride and groom

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Frank and Len from ruby gloom

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she is anticipating being scrumbled

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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Hop to it, boy

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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

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