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I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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It’s so crazy that suicide prevention is just people going awwww don’t!! Awwww come on noooooooooo stopppppp

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are you ever in a bad mood and mistakenly flatten all human experience

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Stephan Vasement

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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

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Happy summer everypony

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My cousin’s out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

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anytime i see a taxi i think of this one time i made a critical error