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What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

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it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

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Only one thing y’all can take from trans women. Notes.

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me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

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not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

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"OHHHHH YEAH THAT'S THE SPOT"

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Dot by dot, star by star…

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HE LEETLE FEETSYS

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dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

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not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

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Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

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I hate twitter leftists so fucking much. There's a guy in Brooklyn Center who gave an interview on the news, face exposed, held up a can of soup and looked directly in the camera and said "this is soup for my family" and then winked to the camera. The reporter asked "you're not going to throw that at police, are you?" And he said "it's for my family." Twitter leftists respond to this by all coming out and saying he's hot and wanting to fuck him.

What he did was go on national television, with his face exposed, and said he was going to attack police officers. He just endangered everyone he organizes with. He will be identified, not just by police, and they're gonna use that to target people around him. He is putting the lives of his entire crew at risk because he wanted to say the funny meme on television and decided to expose his face to do it. DO NOT FUCKING DO SHIT LIKE THIS. DO NOT ENCOURAGE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS. IT IS AN INFOSEC NIGHTMARE AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR FRIENDS SPECIFICALLY TARGETED BY POLICE. NOT ONLY WILL THEY HARASS YOU AFTER THE FACT, THEY WILL SPECIFICALLY AIM FOR YOU WITH RIOT MUNITIONS. THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME.

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mood: bedridden victorian child

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am I the only one who thinks the restrictions in Ontario have gone too far? I’ve been supportive of all the restrictions so far but frankly letting police stop people for walking or driving (two easy and relatively harmless (as long as you’re not with anyone from outside your household) ways to break the monotony and let off steam even if you’re not going anywhere) is absolutely ridiculous. anyone who’s going to meet up and party or whatever will just lie and say they’re out for a walk/drive and people of colour and homeless people will undoubtedly be victimized by cops because of this. I hate sounding like an anti lockdown person but this is a very bad idea

Giving more power to cops is bad.

Ford and everyone else should just give everyone paid sick days and give everyone money to stay home until the virus dies (which it will in about 2-3 weeks if it can’t infect new hosts).

If they had done that last year we wouldn’t be in this mess. This constant opening the economy and closing every couple of months is giving mixed messages, and making covid worse because everyone is just frustrated and exhausted and don’t know who to believe on what is and isn’t safe.