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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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this blog is a safe space for summer enjoyers <3

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this blog is a safe space for summer enjoyers <3

[the-moonlightknight]

this blog is a safe space for summer enjoyers <3

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in case anyone wants to play unicorns just so you know i'm a hybrid unicorn-pegasus with fire for my mane and tail and also i'm built like a percheron and the feathering above my hooves is also fire but it's magic so it won't hurt you so don't worry also i have a scar on my nose from the magic lightning bridle i used to have to wear before i escaped

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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saw someone describe Luke Skywalker as the 'bastard son of a sith lord' and i have to say i think Darth Vader would be VERY offended by that. like how DARE you imply Padme wasn't his wife??