the-name-is-rizzotherat
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gonna wrassle a gator
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28//they/them //a muppet brought to life by a wizards curse
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Im like that dude in home stuck who has to eat poisonous slime that makes him high or else his base instinct make him start killing all his friends
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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.
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Homestuck is a very messed up webcomic even before the teens start murdering each other because in Act 3 you're already introduced to a character like "This 13 year old girl lives alone on an island with the taxidermy of her dead grandpa and her god-like dog. She is the most optimistic and lighthearted character of the group"
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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Phineas and Ferb revival yay
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 2 days ago
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This man learned so much from Izumi
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 2 days ago
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EVERYONE SAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO BUFORD !!!!!! 🌈
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 3 days ago
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Kaleidoscope Kindergarten (Tanshui Kindergarten), Tianshui, China, 
Designed by SAKO Architects
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 4 days ago
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 4 days ago
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 4 days ago
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 5 days ago
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forcemasc? no i said forcemask. put the n95 on.
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 5 days ago
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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 5 days ago
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just one guy
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 6 days ago
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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 6 days ago
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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the-name-is-rizzotherat · 6 days ago
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Has someone done this yet
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